Let's Play Shiny Gold X!

[yufang]

Hola, amigos!

I started getting screenshots of the next episode. I don't think it's gonna be particularly exciting...it's mostly gonna be me struggling to beat Claire (lolz).

But anyway, there's only gonna be a few more episodes, folks. I'll beat Claire in the next episode, Victory Road it up in the one after that, then separate the Elite Four into a couple episodes. Then the Shiny Gold X LP will be...gasp...completed. *_*

BUT HAVE NO FEAR. I already have a couple episodes worth of screenshots of a sequel LP through another Pokemon game that I'll do right after Shiny Gold X. So even though it takes me forever to update, there WILL be updates, everyone. Patience is a virtue.

Peace,
Xephyr.

HALLELUJAH!

:D

 

[Kenpokid]

I'm starting to really wonder about your sexual preferences, Gatorade.

If there's Latias in this... And she knows Attract...
Blah, that'd actually kinda make sense.

Anyway, this is an AWESOME LP! Also, can you PM me the IPS? Sorry for asking, but I wanna try monotyping with Water, since I've completed HeartGold and want a challenge xD

 

[yufang]

It has been a FULL MONTH!
When is Xephr going to post another update?

 

[GaXeL]

That made me lol good...
Too short tho

 

[RobotUnicorn]

LOL this is so funny! Keep up the great work!

 

[Xephyr]

..C-COULD IT BE?!

A NEW EPISODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?11!!11!!23!$@%#@$6435?

Episode 17: The Disappointingly Short Episode That Is Essentially Xephyr Making The Fans Happy And Letting Everyone Know That He Is Still Alive

Spoiler:

Soooooo.

I haven't played this game in quite a long time.

Where was I again?

Either way, I don't want to be sexually violated by Zubats, so let's use one of these.

*gasp*

It appears I've discovered some sort of secret in the game!

Now if you go back to your hometown, talk to Professor Elm 74 times, immediately pause the game, save, turn off the game before saving, turn it back on, go to your box and withdraw a Krabby, go back to the same spot in the ice cave, find this message again, go back to Professor Elm 42 more times, then go to Violet City and talk to Falkner, he will give a level 9,001 MissingNo.

(lol, cat)

VITAMINZ and MINERULZ

FREEDOOOOM!

Wow, you're standing right in front of the exit of the Ice Path waiting for random strangers to come out?!

Well, I am.

Now shut the hell up.

Well, I guess...I'll fight some trainers or somethin'.

BIG.LOAD doing what she does best:

Switching out and letting Quack do all the work.

OH MY GAAAWD IT'S SO FRUCKING CUTE!

BIG.LOAD has other things in mind for you.

RAPE, PILLAGE, and PLUNDER

To my Flatulence (joke's getting old)

Why am I so f****** awesome?

It's because BIG.LOAD is so freaking HARDCORE and she never cries for real.

As hilarious as having Lick on her moveset was, I do need to actually beat this game eventually...

Well, I guess I'm gonna give this a go.

I'm not surprised. I'm sure she's heard about how wickedly powerful I am.

Not unless they used the cheat I discovered to get the lv. 9,001 MissingNo.

Why are the graphics in this place so hideous?

End of argument.

pffffft

Hmm.

That's how we do, BL.

RAPE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER

Disgusted?

Harsh word choice, don't you think?

Oh, cool. Rock smash...

...f*** me in the a** with a 12-inch dildo.

YES. LIKE THREE MONTHS AGO.

*punches guy*

You should've given it to me a LOOONG time ago.

Can I use it on your testicles?

Oh hells yes.

OH GOD WHERE DID QUACK GO?

...anyway,

My policy is to RAPE, PILLAGE, and PLUNDER!

Hope everyone enjoys this episode.

In other news regarding my life, my band finished recording an album! We've been getting some attention around my school and around where I live. It's pretty sweet. If you wanna check it out, click the link in my sig, nig.

 

[Kenpokid]

Yay, you're alive!
Also, enjoyable episode.
RAPE, PILLAGE, PLUNDER.

 

[yufang]

A FULL MONTH!and a half...

That's right. He's back!

 

[560cool.]

Damn Cornians kidnapped you. The you started practicing in the prison and got an album out. YAY !

Can I use it on your testicles?

Still laughing. (:
Also, I have a Lv. 9,001 MisingNo. It's form Red and Blue, cuz olc rux and everything new sux bbys.

 

[Xephyr]

caniliekrevivethisthreadpl0x?

Episode ?: The Episode Where I Revisit the Shiny Gold X Let's Play And Beat Clair Through Enormous Amounts of Awesome Flatulence

Spoiler:

Um, okay. I don't even think I remember the controls anymore. WASD?

You know, who the hell put these here, and where does that guy get off?

You know, it really grinds my gears when random men just go and set boulders in a house full of Pokemon trainers in an attempt to hinder the Pokemon trainer. What's the point? What does he gain from this? Is he trying to advertise against Pokemon battles in a building that advocates Pokemon battles? What is the goal here? And now we have nothing we can do except force our Pokemon into unfair labor, which probably defies some of the labor laws in place in today's constitution, by making them move these boulders, which is probably very taxing and is definitely very cruel.

[/pointlessrant]

Manliness incarnate.

Oh for the love of GOD this sucks.

Hmm, I wonder what a really fast ice type can do against this slow, frail dragon type?

That. That is what really fast ice types do against slow, frail dragon types.

<.< Healing required. (little did I know I'd have to redo the boulder puzzle >_>)

No, you are the world's best sucker of ****. Are you the one that put the boulders in here? Christ.

Then why aren't you a member of this Elite Four, miss boulder pants?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

So, do you listen to A-ha?

The sexual innuendos present right now are both alarming and amusing.

You know, it's times like these that make me fear for my life. Let's raise my spirits with this cool picture of a kangaroo:

Haven't I killed like 11 of you already? You're old news.

Rape, Pillage, Plunder!

Hey, that thing kinda looks like a kangaroo if you turn your head a little bit and close one eye and look through a kaleidoscope.

Well that's not exactly what I wanted to happen. Curse you, Floating Kangaroo!

Here it comes.

^I'm not sure what the **** that is. I'm going with it.

Floating Kangaroos = ******s

That's what I'm talking about. After all, I'm fairly sure alligators > kangaroos in the wild, right?

Unless it's him. You don't mess with that son of a *****.

Blasphemy! This isn't going well at all.

That's how my ass-gas rolls, *****.

Anything with king in its name HAS to be badass.

^ case in points. I'm screwed.

Dang it. I hate it when Hypnosis misses.

Let's try this again, cause I don't have a chance at beating that thing with anyone else.

That's better.


*approximately twenty turns of eating dreams and stuff with the Kingdra using Rest a lot later...*

Are you joking, ho? You must be trippin' on LSD or somethin'

What is this, the Karate Kid? Why am I going into mysterious "dragon dojos"

We all know how those karate kids turn out...

DRAGON FANG? OH GOD...what's a Dragon Fang?

For the love of god, this LP will NEVER see its end.

P.S.

 

[Yuoaman]

W-why did that Tropius have hair...?

And hands... D:

 

[Yuoaman]

W-why did that Tropius have hair...?

And hands... D:

 

[Xephyr]

Haha are you disturbed? Cause I was too D:

 

[Kenpokid]

XEPHYR! Good to see you back!
Also, Yuomaoun or however it's spelt (It's A Mystery), doublepost much? ;D

 

[Xephyr]

Hey everyone! Just stopping by to let you all know that the pictures for the next episode have been taken. Now it's just a matter of me being inspired enough to upload them all and write the next episode haha

 

[Tyranee]

I love your guide man, the pictures make it so entertaining. Granted I'm sure you must have started this before HG/SS came out (and since they're out it prevents me from having the patience to play the game myself), but to continue even after and still have a humongous fanbase, you are awesome.

 

[Xephyr]

Thanks Tyranee!

It's time for the next episode, everyone! A lot of stuff happens in this episode with not-so-many pictures (I kind of rushed through here).

So, without further delay, here's Episode 18!

Episode 18: The Fag 4 - Part 1

Spoiler:

After the mindless **** involving Dragon Dens and the like (which I didn't take any screens of, sorry :( ), I decide its time to get some real **** done. And by that, I mean going to the elite four...

Shut the hell up, lady. Anyway, it's time for some BATTLES AND STUFF

What the hell am I even supposed to talk about here anymore? You guys all know the drill.

Random houses in the middle of nowhere? Why did I even take a screen of this?

I'm losing my touch, guys D:

Not exactly sure why I took a screen of this either, so I'm going to distract you all from how not-funny this is by posting a cool looking picture of raccoons:

She's secretly just trying to get me to stay so she can get in my pants.

Depends on what you need help with.

Evil Pikachus

^nuff said

You *****! This is trickery! Deceit! Murder!!! Well, actually, there's no murder here. Irrelevant.

Oh you dirty little ****. Do I have to battle or something now? Good god.

YOU SKANK

It's not that funny calm down god damn

Not if I kill your ass first

What are you talking about?! You just stole my badges!

Actually, all I do is win. Kinda like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

Yes. Hand to hand combat.

Next person that calls me a kid gets killed. Swear to god.

Oh...you wanted a Pokemon battle. Well this is lame. I'll win this too though.

ohlol

Well that was rather painless.

I just creamed you with my BIG.LOAD

;)

I hate people that have a common name but have it spelled differently.

Even though my name irl is Bryan.

So I shouldn't be talking.

*runs away*

What a dumbass. Moving on.

pahahahahahahahaha

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haha
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hahahaha
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hahahahahahahahah
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Damn straight. No more obstacles, it's just me and the Elite Four now. Time to do th-

Are you serious right now? A big ass CAVE? Why is Johto such a cruel place to me?

Grass? In the big ass cave? What the hell?

Spoiler alert: I'm using Parasect in the sequel to this LP.

Therefore, love<3

Bears. I love bears.

Especially pedobear.

Actually, I never understood that meme.

Nor will I ever.

:bandit:

Oh god this just got SO hot.

I can just imagine Jynx flying through the air at her opponent.

Her perky little boobs flopping around.

She slams onto the enemy...preferably a Tangela cause I'm into tentacles.

And then they make love.

And pure joy and sexual ecstasy ensues.

I wish I could feel the utter sexual bliss that they would feel.

Because I never will.

No one ever will.

I'm...out?

REJOICE! I'M FINALLY ALMOST DONE WITH THIS!

So I looked up the levels of the trainers in the Elite Four and stuff. And they scared me.

So after ~1.5 hours of grinding, we arrive at my final team for the Shiny Gold X Let's Play. Here it is. Bask in its glory:

It's time to do this.

I would just like to take this time to thank everyone for inspiring me to do this.

Except Yuoaman, because he has a weird ass name.

Wow, you kind of look like a douche bag.

Wow, he is definitely a fag.

Which is why I'm officially calling these people the Fag 4 now.

BIG.LOAD is doing some work.

Come onnnn NumNums! Do something useful for once!

Oh ****.

Once again, Tropius proves to be absolutely useless.

But I love him all the same <3

Flatulence, on the other hand, is still an absolute boss.

Bromar doing work.

This is all going quite smoothly.

Yeah, we all know Quack has swagger.

Except for this weird cosplayer. I mean seriously.

Oh. Well darn it.

THAT. Is the question.

Now suck Bromar's ****, enemy Jynx!

Bromar's orgasm was so explosive that it made the Jynx faint.

And now an epic picture to build dramatic tension for the next episode.

You thought there was going to be a huge gap in between episodes again, didn't you?

Well, you were wrong, bud, cause here's episode 19!

JUST ONE EPISODE LEFT

Episode 19: The Fag 4 - Part 2

Spoiler:

Good lord, it's a guy surrounded by trees that are clearly not supposed to be mixing with these tilesets.

I thought ninjas were supposed to be cool.

^like that. THAT is cool.

Sounds like you're gonna rape me...

All three are possible prerequisites to rape...

Yep. Rape.

God I hate Forretress. It thinks it's so cool setting up hazards and exploding and ****. Well you know what? You suck now, because Game Freak made Ferrothorn, and Ferrothorn is better than you will ever be.

This is one of those situations where living is preferred, Bromar.

lolk

GO, BIG.LOAD! USE YOUR RIGHTEOUS ICE PUNCHES OF FREEDOM!

The Venusaur freezes in sheer terror.

Oh god oh man oh jeez

****. If I have to spend multiple painful hours trying to kill you, I'm gonna be SO pissed.

Oh you dirty skank.

(as usual) Flatulence comes through!

Now, everyone, prepare for utter rage:

Luckily, NumNums has Magical Leaf and can, therefore, hit the bastard.

ohyouhavegottobekiddingme

Oh good god. NumNums is destined to fail in every aspect of life.

:O

TROPIUS ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING!

*falls into coma*

This is a bad situation for you to be in, Muk.

VICTORY!

(insert obvious sex joke here)

I am XEPHYR of the AWESOME ALLIANCE

Damn straight. I'm not afraid of anything. Kinda like the old lady in this timeless children's book classic:

I will what?

These Fag 4 members...I'm tellin' ya...

Alright NumNums...this is your chance for redemption. You're my BEST ANSWER to fighting types. CAN YOU COME THROUGH?

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE! NUMNUMS ACTUALLY COMES THRO-

Screw you, Tropius.

(after about 4 minutes of spamming hypnosis+dreameater)

Well jeez, this has been a cakewalk so far.

...Not that I expected anything different.

You know, I'm contemplating making a joke about the lava, but Yuoaman already made a joke about that in his Quartz LP.

So it would seem like I'm copying him.

SIR YES SIR

Wait, why is that amusing?

...How did you find out that I've experimented with men?!

...Oh, you didn't know that.

Well this is awkward.

(Disclaimer: I have never experimented with men in real life in any way, shape, or form. This statement is only to enhance the immature humor that is widely present in this LP.)

I love WOMEN'S GENITALS (trying to make it straight in here again).

...Yup. It's officially straight in here again.

Okay, I swear, every member of the Fag 4 has extremely bizarre sexual innuendos present in their pre-battle comments.

Or maybe it's just me.

****. The wall of all walls. The sponges of all sponges. The stone of all stones.

..I'm running out of things to describe Umbreon as...

...

Let's look at Jessica Alba again.

Yep. There we go.

When in doubt, flinch hax. The golden rule of Pokemon.

Youuuuu *****hhhhhh :'(

Hey, guys, do you smell that?

That's the smell of Bromar coming in to kick some ass.

Let me give you guys a simple mathematical formula here. Bromar

Plus Flamethrower

Equals dead Shiftry.

Alright NumNums. Here's your second chance at redemption. CAN YOU DO IT?

Oh god. Looks like he's failed once again :(

What's this?! HE SURVIVED?!

This might just be the most epic picture of this entire LP.

Besides this one, of course:

All I gotta do is kill this little black bird and I'm home free!

Oh hells yes. I'm da winnar!

That's right, you sick, exhibitionist, bondage-loving *****.

Which is why I'm using Tropius.

To very little effect.

Damn straight, woman.

Oh god. One more episode folks. You could cut the tension with a knife.

And that. that also cuts the tension.

 

[Xephyr]

THE FINAL EPISODE

It's the final episode, ladies and gentlemen.

It's been a fun ride. Let's see how it all turns out...



Episode 20: I'll See You in Hell, Carlos

Spoiler:

Oh god. The suspense is killing me.

Well, I am pretty badass, after all.

:X

Is it possible to opt out now o.o

I'm scared.

HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A BLACK, MYSTERIOUS SILHOUETTE!

Alligator versus lake monster.

:X

Is anybody really surprised by this? I mean really.

I doubt anybody is surprised by this either.

I'm gonna cream you with my BIG.LOAD.

Okay, I've made that joke a few too many times...it's probably time to stop ._.

ohgodohjeezohmanohhhhhhgod

<_<

Poor Gatorade D:

<_< Flatulence never really dies.

Time for Gatorade to do work!

Gatorade just BROUGHT OUT DA BROOMS!

I WON ^_^

I kind of feel like I'm god now.

Wait, who the hell are you?

BASK IN MY GLORY.

I AM GOD.

YO WHAT UP OAK MAH BOI

Yeah man. It's been a while.

Actually, I'm gonna be in your region whenever Xephyr makes the sequel to this LP. It's gonna be off the hook!

It's been more of a sexual conquest than anything.

Love? Trust? I bounded and tortured them until they got good! What are you talking about?

Aaaaand now the LP ends and I go on living a happily life.





...

just kidding, there's a plot twist, damn it.

If this is that ******, lab-coat wearing douche bag....

Yeah *****.

BASK IN MY GLORY!

I AM GOD!

You crushed the dreams of thousands of little children that wanted a regular name.

So I don't feel bad.

Time for what?

Waffles?

Glory?

Jessica Alba?

Uhhhh

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS?!

Ah HELL no.

This is one of those situations...

That is bad to be in.

^kinda like that. Both situations are about equal in bad-ness.

Bromar does work. that is all.

Gatorade does work. that is all.

Man, Gatorade is like the finals mvp.

Well geez, this is has been relatively easy.

Oh ****. The bane of my existence.

This is it, Carlos. If I take out your Slowking, it's all over.

._.

Did I just see what I think I saw?

NumNums delivers the final blow for this entire LP?

It's....almost poetic, really.

NOW I win...right?

Or is Douche gonna run up and challenge me too?

Yessssss

What don't you understand?

I AM GOD

BASK IN MY GLORY

lolololololololololololololololol
olololol
lolololo
lololololol
ololololol

Oh god...what's he gonna do to me?!?!?!

Eternity? That's a long ass time. But,

I AM GOD

BASK IN MY GLORY

My Pokemon didn't do ****, damn it. I did all the work!

Haha, greatness.

I AM G-

I'm done with that.

Epic @_@

Well, here we go guys, the final countdown to the end.

GATORADE, THE SPORTS BEVERAGE

BROMAR, THE COOL DUDE

NUMNUMS, THE USELESS TREE

BIG.LOAD, THE GUILTY PLEASURE

QUACK, THE...uh, I don't even know what to describe him as.

FLATULENCE, THE...uh, don't know what to say here either o.o

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I conclude this Let's Play.

Epilogue: 'Sup, Kanto?

Spoiler:

Well, I totally just MASSACRED all of Johto, and now it's time to move on to bigger and better things.

I'm going to be moving to Kanto now. Some lame town called Pallet Town. I'm not going to be taking my current team with me...instead, I'm taking along a group of 6 criminals I've caught during my travels here in Johto. Should be good stuff.

I guess I'll see you all in Kanto! ;)

 

[Kenpokid]

Are you going to be playing a Gen I game, FireRed/LeafGreen, or FireRed Omega/386? :o

 

[Xephyr]

Are you going to be playing a Gen I game, FireRed/LeafGreen, or FireRed Omega/386? :o

I'll be playing Firered...Omega ;)