Make a Silly story

[Dave]

But when he entered the gas station he died as gas station exploded by Kingpin

 

[ElBurrito]

That's when the Avengers showed up.

 

[Squirtlenator]

followed by the Guardians of the Galaxy

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

Unfortunately, on the way there they got really fat, meaning....

 

[Squirtlenator]

exercise classes for everyone!

 

[ElBurrito]

150lbs Rocket did his best to attempt a pushup, but sadly his rotund form kept rolling away with every attempt to place his hands on the ground.

 

[Megan]

This made him really sad and he decided to go outside for a walk.

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

While walking outdoors, real racoons come and kidnap him because they mistook him for their king.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Groot realized that Rocket was missing and went out searching for his friend

 

[Megan]

As he went through the door and it closed he realized that he had forgotten his door keys and he was now stuck outside.

 

[Squirtlenator]

Groot knocked on the door and Drax opened it...

 

[ElBurrito]

Groot could not see anyone in the doorway however as Drax stood still, quietly munching on a loaf of bread.

 

[Squirtlenator]

that's when Groot heard Drax and looked down. "Groot, I am Groot" he responded...

 

[Dave]

Then Imperial govt launched an attack

 

[Megan]

At least that's what the movie was about that was currently running on TV in the background.

 

[ElBurrito]

The movie playing in the background distracted Groot long enough for Drax to army crawl out the door, unseen and unheard.

 

[Allen303]

suddenly, the imperial government appeared from a portal and invaded earth, and found kingpin at a gas station eating a burrito Darth vader saw him and sliced him with the lightsaber they found guardians of the galaxy's ship

 

[Dave]

Darth Vader was killed brutally by The Punisher from 10 shotguns headshots meanwhile avengers, Asgardians and Wankadans destroyed all forces, Then punisher's last words to Darth Vader were

"That was my target Shit head!!!"

boom

lets... go back to guardians who are extremely obese...

 

[Ace Trainer 188]

And they were getting ninja'd, and by...

 

[ElBurrito]

..the time Thanos arrived...