Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Adam Levine]

Granted, you are a skeleton after playing forever.
I wish I was never interrupted.

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, but nobody knows you're there. You technically no longer exist.
I wish Yveltal was a Dragon/Dark type.

 

[Trev]

Granted; it gets easily defeated by a Clefairy. FAIRY-TYPE FTW

I wish my pizza was ready.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it has hot peppers on it.

I wish I had a fanbase.

 

[Trev]

Granted; they all mob you and someone steps on your stomach.

I wish I didn't have to do my summer reading project.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Granted, but you have to do a lot of lectures during summer vacation.

I wish I had a pet snake.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, it is a king cobra that kills you with venom.
I wish for a snake-skin bag with peanut butter in it!

 

[Green Stache]

Granted! But some of the magic from the wish falls onto the peanut butter filled snake-skin bag and it gets enchanted and starts beating you to death..

I wish, I wish I had a fish. <><

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, it's rotten.
I wish for a bag made of peanut butter with a snake in it eating a fish!

 

[Trev]

Denied; stop wishing for peanut butter stuff.

I wish I didn't have to wear clothes right now.

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, everyone runs away from you not even wearing underwear.
I wish I had a snake-turtle hybrid that isn't wearing clothes eating fish!

 

[LolPizzaLol]

Granted, but while he was eating the fish he died of food-poisoning

I wish that I could wish in this thread and that the wish would actually turn out to be good.

 

[Snowdrop]

Wish granted, that particular wish turns good but now any other wish you make is destined to turn out horribly.

I wish I had a better memory.

 

[TY]

Granted, but this is at expense of your emotions

I wish i was a better singer

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but no basic talking.
You can ONLY SING.

I wish I could bring video game characters into the real world by my choice.

 

[Seth Rollins]

Granted, but you can only bring them to life for 2 secs. After this, they will all die. Bad wish imo.

Wish I could fly

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but no matter the height, you will always fall to the ground at a lethal speed.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[BlueEspeon]

Granted, but you could only shapeshift into yourself

I wish I could turn into an Espeon in real life

 

[Infinite Latios]

Granted, you cannot turn back.
I wish I could turn invisible.

 

[catroZ]

Granted, but you'll starve to death as you won't be able to eat
I wish I could be the richest man on earth