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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted, you are a skeleton after playing forever.
I wish I was never interrupted.
 
Granted, it is a king cobra that kills you with venom.
I wish for a snake-skin bag with peanut butter in it!
 
Granted! But some of the magic from the wish falls onto the peanut butter filled snake-skin bag and it gets enchanted and starts beating you to death..

I wish, I wish I had a fish. <><
 
Granted, it's rotten.
I wish for a bag made of peanut butter with a snake in it eating a fish!
 
Granted, everyone runs away from you not even wearing underwear.
I wish I had a snake-turtle hybrid that isn't wearing clothes eating fish!
 
Granted, but while he was eating the fish he died of food-poisoning

I wish that I could wish in this thread and that the wish would actually turn out to be good.
 
Wish granted, that particular wish turns good but now any other wish you make is destined to turn out horribly.

I wish I had a better memory.
 
Granted, but this is at expense of your emotions

I wish i was a better singer
 
Granted, but you can only bring them to life for 2 secs. After this, they will all die. Bad wish imo.

Wish I could fly
 
Granted, but you could only shapeshift into yourself

I wish I could turn into an Espeon in real life
 
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