Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Pryze]

Granted, but your game then froze and proceeded to explode because the battle was just that boring.

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted but your parents walk in on you "curing" your boredom

I wish I was resurrected

 

[catroZ]

Granted, but noone can see you 'cause something went wrong during the process
I wish I had an Android phone(lol)

 

[Dter ic]

Granted but it turns out to be a iPhone kockoff runing Android 1.6 (Donut)

I wish I was a donator ;c

 

[Darkrai666]

Granted but Its a stone
I wish I would get a new laptop

 

[Arron13]

Granted but it cannot connect to the internet

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted but you die of not enough energy

I wish I could be seen again (all of my posts relate to one another lol)

 

[Trev]

Granted; everyone calls you ugly.

I wish my project was finished.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted but it is poorly constructed and most people hate it

I wish I was no longer ugly

 

[TY]

Granted, you are now less ugly

I wish i could fly a Banshee chopper

 

[pridekitty]

Granted, it crashes and you DIE. FOREEEVVEEEERRRRRRR.
I wish for a gun that had rainbows on it, and it blasted rainbows.

 

[TY]

Thats morbid D:

Anyways:
Granted, but it fails to fire
I wish i was surrounded by Banshee pilots

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted but they are trying to kill you

I wish that I am beautiful

(Currenty I am Super Saiyan, that has died and then been resurrected in which a problem occurred resulting in me being unable to be seen, now that I can be seen I am ugly but I am now less ugly)

 

[TY]

granted, you are now a beautiful flower

I wish i had more music

 

[Trev]

Granted; it's all terrible and illegally streamed, so you get arrested and laughed at for having a bad music taste.

I wish I had something flavorful to drink.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted but its pottasium cyanide (it will kill you)

I wish i was no longer a flower

 

[Keizaal]

Granted. You are now a weed, a gardener picks you, looks at you with disgust and you wither away helpless and alone.

I wish my Internet would work properly.

 

[Trev]

Granted; it only loads horse porn.

I wish I wasn't half asleep right now.

 

[«Chuckles»]

Granted you are now Fully asleep

I wish I was back to normal as a Super Saiyan

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted; you though, have no powers.
I wish all my units in Patapon 3 were stronger...