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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted, but your game then froze and proceeded to explode because the battle was just that boring.

I wish I wasn't so bored.
 
Granted but your parents walk in on you "curing" your boredom

I wish I was resurrected
 
Granted but Its a stone
I wish I would get a new laptop
 
Granted but you die of not enough energy

I wish I could be seen again (all of my posts relate to one another lol)
 
Granted; everyone calls you ugly.

I wish my project was finished.
 
Granted but it is poorly constructed and most people hate it

I wish I was no longer ugly
 
Granted, you are now less ugly

I wish i could fly a Banshee chopper
 
Granted, it crashes and you DIE. FOREEEVVEEEERRRRRRR.
I wish for a gun that had rainbows on it, and it blasted rainbows.
 
Thats morbid D:

Anyways:
Granted, but it fails to fire
I wish i was surrounded by Banshee pilots
 
Granted but they are trying to kill you

I wish that I am beautiful

(Currenty I am Super Saiyan, that has died and then been resurrected in which a problem occurred resulting in me being unable to be seen, now that I can be seen I am ugly but I am now less ugly)
 
granted, you are now a beautiful flower

I wish i had more music
 
Granted; it's all terrible and illegally streamed, so you get arrested and laughed at for having a bad music taste.

I wish I had something flavorful to drink.
 
Granted but its pottasium cyanide (it will kill you)

I wish i was no longer a flower
 
Granted. You are now a weed, a gardener picks you, looks at you with disgust and you wither away helpless and alone.

I wish my Internet would work properly.
 
Granted; it only loads horse porn.

I wish I wasn't half asleep right now.
 
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