Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[CourageHound]

Granted - You are brutally trampled by hundreds of your new admirers.

I wish my dog was as big and strong and smart as an Arcanine.

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - Your dog also develops a terrible attitude problem.

I wish I could make my next wish with no negative consequences affecting myself.

 

[Reb0rn]

Granted - But it's your last.
I wish I could grow a pair.

 

[Isom]

Granted - But then your jeans don't fit.
I wish I could find my old Gameboy Color :/

 

[Melody]

Granted, but your Gameboy Color no longer plays games properly and only works 3% of the time.

I wish I could erase Nosepass and Probopass completely from existence.

 

[Treecko]

Granted but now Nosepass and Probopass fans will raid your house tonight.

I wish I had a petting zoo next to my house.

 

[Isom]

Granted but you lose your hands in a horrific Tiger related accident.
I wish it would snow more where I live.

 

[Treecko]

Granted but a blizzard happens and you're house is engulfed in snow.


I wish I didn't have a stomach ache and bad gas right now.

 

[gimmepie]

granted - you now have a terrible migraine instead.

I wish I had a pet shuckle.

 

[Anszkz.DkLt]

Granted... It would never obey you and follows your neighbors instead..
I wish I would turn into a vampire... Twilight style..

 

[gimmepie]

granted - you get eaten by a werewolf

 

[CliCliW]

I guess I'll jump in and add a wish, cause Gimmepie forgot to..

I wish that I wasn't distracted by interwebs and was actually studying for my exam on Thursday..

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - You fail the exam anyway.

I wish I could read the minds of people at will.

 

[Sanguine]

Granted, but your brain explodes from the overload.

I wish that I was able to control the weather.

 

[gimmepie]

not granting it :P

I wish I could think of a good wish.

 

[tnfsf11]

Denied, your mind is not ready for the one I was going to grant you.

I wish I could live a day in the past.

 

[Nathan]

Granted but you died in this day.
I wish my grades got past 75%.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but a giant donut falls on your house.

I wish that red bull would actually give me wings.

 

[Sanguine]

Granted, but as soon as you sprouted them, a government agent knocked on your door.

I wish that I could persuade people to do whatever I wanted.

 

[Polymus1]

Granted but you get 3 goes at it and on the 3rd go you tell everyone to love you and get trampled by teens, toddlers, grandparents and fatso's

I wish pokemon were real