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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted, but that person actually loved you already and so the reverse effect happened and so he/she never loved again. Sad ending is sad :(

I wish someone would bring me noodles to my room.
 
Granted but the game resets all its settings
I wish I could eat lasagna right now.
 
Granted, but the lasagna delivery boy on his way to your home stopped for a beer & while he wasn't aware a Cobalt-60 transporting truck was driving by & it had a hole from which radiations leaked & reached the lasagna, when you got it & opened the container the lasagna had turned into a cannibal Tangela-like thingy that ate you slowly then decayed on the way out of your house & became street dog food.

I wish I could magically turn all my VHS into HD DVDs.
 
Granted, but since you 'magically' turned the stuff into HD DVDs, they can now only be accessed by 'magical' HD DVD drives and these are, unfortunately, available at other dimensions where magic actually exists (which comes by now and then to grant a corrupted wish).

I wish I knew Japanese.
 
Granted, but the only words you knew were curse words.

I wish I could turn invisible by will sometimes.
 
Granted. You can turn invisible by will, but you cannot control when you become visible again.

I wish I could turn things into reality just by imagining them.
 
Granted. You've gotten rid of the ninjaing, but now your house regularly gets teepeed on a daily basis.

I wish that my best dreams come true.
 
Granted, but you "accidently" program a virus that wipes out your PC clean...

I wish there was a console that somehow makes you feel like you're actually IN the game.
 
What's your wish gimmepie???

EDIT: ok I'll just wish, I wish I could turn all my old clothes into diamonds!
 
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Granted - however, all the diamonds are turned inwards, to the point where the tips are continuously poking and jabbing you. Any clothes you buy will be turned into diamonds and have the same affect. The only way to escape is go nude.

I wish I had psychic powers.
 
Granted - but instead of cooking dishes of food, you cook actual dishes. The forks make a good side to a caesar salad.

I wish I was a really good singer.
 
Granted, but now your wishes not only get corrupted, but they only come half-true.

I wish people would stop ignoring things.
 
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