Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Trev]

Granted - however, you receive pi instead, and your house becomes filled with an endless stream of numbers.

I wish my room cleaned itself.

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - it does so by making all your furniture and possessions disappear along with any rubbish.

 

[Trev]

I wish that gimmepie had made a wish

I wish I had a pet fish that could breathe air and live on land and talk.

 

[tnfsf11]

Granted, but it develops into a gigantic shark that not only eats vegetables but also spouts flying spiders from its mouth...

I wish gimmepie had a wish!
I wish I could turn all my friends into dyslexic Uncel Dolans!!!

 

[Trev]

Granted - eventually, their utter stupidity causes you to develop a brain tumor, which kills you.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and never gain weight.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but you die of food poisoning. Bon appetite.

I wish to be a pirate.

 

[tnfsf11]

Granted, but your only ship was caught in a black hole in Bermuda's Triangle & you were sucked into nowhere, where space & time don't exist.

I wish I could develop octopus arms!

 

[Adam Levine]

Granted, but you don't know how to control them.
I wish I could be a deity.

 

[tnfsf11]

Denied, I have exactly no idea what that is :P

I wish i could stay in France for longer...

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - you get trapped on top of the Eiffel Tower for several days.

I wish that people would forget I keep forgetting to make wishes.

 

[tnfsf11]

Granted, but they also forget you're a human & capture you to make tests on you to know if you're an alien or what...

I wish I could stop time!

 

[CliCliW]

Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2]

granted! pity you can't start it back up again.....

I wish I had infinite money To buy whatever games I want To!

 

[tnfsf11]

Granted, but the money is space money, & it's stolen, so you die because aliens invade Earth to get their money back & they kill you ^^

I wish I knew where to post next...

 

[gimmepie]

Granted - you choose to post on a different site and that decision starts a chain of events that leads up to you being involved in a government conspiracy, one that eventually gets you killed.

I wish that our days were just a few hours longer.

 

[tnfsf11]

Granted, but to fulfill this you're moved to the south pole.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Adam Levine]

Denied, I have exactly no idea what that is :P

I wish i could stay in France for longer...

It means a god.

Granted, but it lasts for 15 seconds.
I wish I knew what the Adventure Time Season 6 episodes would be.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but you lose all memory of the episodes of Adventure Time Seasons 1-5.

I wish Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney would just be given an English localization already...

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but it comes out in French instead.

I wish that I could have made a good Oshawott profile that doesn't clash with my green name.

 

[patar4097]

Granted, but your name turns into the same color as your Oshawott profile, meaning it wont work.

I wish I had five grilled sandwiches.

 

[jov0006]

Granted, but I ate them.

I wish to ask how many bells I will get when I sell your soul.