Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[disciplish]

Granted, but since it's already kind of corrupted, it's a double negative and therefore the US government loses it's a corrupted status.

I wish for more time.

 

[White Raven]

Granted but you wasted it

I wish for chocolate

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted. Someone standing next to you vomited their chocolate candy bar all over you.

I wish that Bleach didn't get cancelled...

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but all of the voice actors are changed, as well as the characters and the plot SUCKS!

I wish that war will NEVER HAPPEN!!

 

[Mark Kamill]

Granted, but you'll be the first casualty of peace.
I wish to have a college degree.

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted, but it's for a subject you hate and can never find a job for.

I wish for my neighbors to quit smoking and stinking up my apartment.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but they take up drinking vinegar and eating rotten eggs and they talk to you all the time and you have to deal with their breath. C:

 

[Treetwig]

Granted because you used an invicible ink to post your wish

I wish that I'm good in English :(

 

[Demon Wolf]

Wish granted but u r erased as well I wish for a 3ds with quadrant processor

 

[Nakala Pri]

I wish that people would wish things. ;-;

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but they were tired of making wishes and stopped making a wish

I wish for a Ps4 and xbox one

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but they don't work.

I wish for the next person to not have their wish corrupted by me.

 

[Mark Kamill]

Granted, because you were just permanently banned.
I wish for me to never get banned,

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but you can never post again.

I wish for hugs

 

[Nolafus]

Okay, you get a hug...

Spoiler:

From a python

Spoiler:

and a bear

Spoiler:

at the same time.

I wish for no homework! :D

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

Okay, you get a hug...

Spoiler:

From a python

Spoiler:

and a bear

Spoiler:

at the same time.

I wish for no homework! :D

Granted but you have a math test everyday for the rest of the scholl year.

I wish the confederation won against the north...lol.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted, but they get lazy and screw up anyways.

I wish for pokemon to be real.

 

[Treetwig]

Granted but they're so ugly and creepy.

I wish for a credit card

 

[Demon Wolf]

wish granted but ur identity was stolen i wish i can fly

 

[Trev]

Granted; you can only fly upwards and can never land, causing you to be sucked into the vacuum of space, where you eventually succumb to lack of oxygen and die.

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow.