Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

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Granted. But you land in Hell.

I wish for a time machine that can't malfunction in any way.
 
Granted, but you're sucked into the vacuum of space and die a painful death from lack of oxygen.

I wish people would stop using text speak.
 
Granted but they juz beat u up

I wish for a firetruck so i can be a hero :)
 
Granted but as soon as It's turned on It explodes violently killing you.

I wish that the user below me doesn't have their wish horribly corrupted.
 
Granted, but now soft drugs take over the market.

I wish for world peace.
 
Granted, but she's just a girl who's a friend...and then she moves to China the day after you meet.

I wish I had cake.
 
Granted, you get the absolutely perfect cake. But it's eaten by homeless people.

I wish that we lived in a perfect world...
 
granted but it's covered in sweat and pubes. xD

i wissssssh that i knew how to caramel dance. xD
 
Granted. But by the time you learn how to it becomes really tacky to do and people stare at you then beat you up and take your money.

I wish I had a million followers on twitter.
 
granted, but they're all pedo's. xD

i wish the battle server wasn't horribuuu. xD
 
Granted, but it's from a mangy, gangrene homeless guy who's a pedo! >:D

I wish that people could appreciate the potential of cheese toasties. C:
 
Granted but then suddenly all means of making such thing disappears from the earth.

I wish for a slab of butter
 
Granted! But the whole slab is in your mouth.

I wish for iphone 7 before everyone else.
 
Granted, but it has bugs, glitches and it doesn't save anything you do. :P

I wish for a good theme. ;-;
 
Granted but its not the kind of theme you would prefer.
I wish for the next poster to become very attractive and smart.
 
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