Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted [V.2] [shh, no tears now, only dreams]

[Outlier]

Granted. But you land in Hell.

I wish for a time machine that can't malfunction in any way.

 

[Yukari]

Granted, but you're sucked into the vacuum of space and die a painful death from lack of oxygen.

I wish people would stop using text speak.

 

[MaskedDJ]

Granted but they juz beat u up

I wish for a firetruck so i can be a hero :)

 

[Yukari]

Granted but as soon as It's turned on It explodes violently killing you.

I wish that the user below me doesn't have their wish horribly corrupted.

 

[classiccartoonsftw]

Poof! Instead your wish gets corrupted in a horrible way!

I wish all hard drugs in the world would get destroyed.

 

[Yukari]

Granted, but now soft drugs take over the market.

I wish for world peace.

 

[MaskedDJ]

Granted but at last the world is ruled by evil pokemon

I wish i had a girl friend <3

 

[Sopheria]

Granted, but she's just a girl who's a friend...and then she moves to China the day after you meet.

I wish I had cake.

 

[Yukari]

Granted, you get the absolutely perfect cake. But it's eaten by homeless people.

I wish that we lived in a perfect world...

 

[MaskedDJ]

Granted, but your "perfect world" is in a game

I wish I had a freaking many HAMBURGER <3

 

[Trev]

Granted; you have so many hamburger you drown.

I wish I HAD MY PIZZA ALREADY I AM SO HUNGRY.

 

[Nakala Pri]

granted but it's covered in sweat and pubes. xD

i wissssssh that i knew how to caramel dance. xD

 

[Outlier]

Granted. But by the time you learn how to it becomes really tacky to do and people stare at you then beat you up and take your money.

I wish I had a million followers on twitter.

 

[Nakala Pri]

granted, but they're all pedo's. xD

i wish the battle server wasn't horribuuu. xD

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but then nobody goes on it anymore!


I wish for a warm hug.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it's from a mangy, gangrene homeless guy who's a pedo! >:D

I wish that people could appreciate the potential of cheese toasties. C:

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but then suddenly all means of making such thing disappears from the earth.

I wish for a slab of butter

 

[tomatpojke]

Granted! But the whole slab is in your mouth.

I wish for iphone 7 before everyone else.

 

[Nakala Pri]

Granted, but it has bugs, glitches and it doesn't save anything you do. :P

I wish for a good theme. ;-;

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but its not the kind of theme you would prefer.
I wish for the next poster to become very attractive and smart.