Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, it's a birthday card with Articuno on the front.

I wish for a sonic screwdriver.

 

[austy14]

Granted but it runs away at sonic speed.

I wish for a unicorn!

 

[dragoniteuser]

Well you can have it, but it's really fat and mean, and you have to clean up after it!

I wish for a nice car!

 

[austy14]

Granted but the guy you got it from thought nice was old rusty no tires and barely runs.

I wish my room was clean.

 

[dragoniteuser]

Well, granted, but you had to clean it all by yourself! Feeling tired??

I wish for a nice chocolate-chip cookie!

 

[wesker7]

Granted but this is the LAST one you'll get in your entire life.

I wish that there was no one but ME and my clan in the world.

 

[Chad -]

Granted, but your clan turns on you and kills you.

I wish I can walk through walls.

 

[dragoniteuser]

Granted, but Chuck Norris round-house kicked you, and instead of a wall breaking your fall, you wnet through it and eventually left the Earth's atmosphere!

I wish
for a golden fish!

 

[last fighter 36]

Granted but you cannot lift it and dies of overweight because it cannot exercise.

i wish for......super effective in the tournaments.

 

[Chad -]

It's actually granted; breaking the rules!

I wish I were an eagle!

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but your wings are clipped.

I wish I could transform into a Lucario.

 

[last fighter 36]

granted but you go to the battle tower and get k.o.ed

 

[dragoniteuser]

Well, since you didn't make any wish, i'll grant you anything, but it will be baaaaad!

I wish for a nice gurman dinner!

 

[austy14]

Granted but you're allergic to "gurman" food.

I wish for everything to be free.

 

[PokemonLeagueChamp]

Done but now everything you have is worthless and useless.

I wish I had a 3DS right now.

 

[dragoniteuser]

Fine, you can have it! Oh, wait, you wanted a normal workin one...?

I want everything you want!

 

[last fighter 36]

that is not a wish

i wish for my new house

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but you have to pay for it. With your life.

I wish I had a British accent.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's mine and completely terrible and insensitive.

I wish for world piece.

 

[last fighter 36]

granted you have a world piece of dirt i hope that is dirt.

wish for peanut butter