Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[dragon0fangz]

Granted but it actually has Windows 7 installed on it.

 

[shininglatios217]

You didn't post a wish so...

I wish that Rush came to Costa Rica.

 

[rafaeldias]

Not granted. The sentence you said is incorrect in grammar.

I wish for an obsolete computer.

Ho come on I don´t speak english very well, man!

I wish not have to study anymore -.-

 

[Team_SJK]

Granted, but you fail tomorrow morning's finals and you have to re-take the course for five more years.

I wish I had an LCD HDTV rather than my crummy old TV from like 1986. Then again, I could still play Duck Hunt on it since the NES Zapper doesn't work with LCDs. -_-;

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, only your NES can connect to it. Also, your NES seems to be broken for all games except Duck Hunt.

I wish for rapture.

 

[trash]

Granted. It turns out we were wrong, Jesus is the bad guy...

I wish to taste a Twinkee.

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but this one contains a chemical that will slowly eat away at your insides, causing sudden death.

I wish for God Mode hax.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Granted, but it kills you in the end.

I wish I had mah bukkit back

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but it all fails miserably for some reason.

I wish for cookies.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, but they're full of cauliflower. D:

I wish to be in an awesome music montage.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, but you look really ridiculous.

I wish for more cookies.

 

[mishy.]

Granted. However, they have Hot Sauce and Red Peppers in them.

I wish to not have to go to class today.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, your parents have fixed a private teacher for you!

His name is Hans, and he's a retired lieutenant! :D

HE'LL DEFINITELY ROCK YOUR SOCKS.

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I wish that made more sense.

 

[Jayster23]

Granted. But it made so much sense no one knew what you talking about.

I wish for a hello kitty watch

 

[Pokestick good times.]

Granted, enjoy your ripped off cat head.

I wish, you wish.

 

[trash]

Granted,

i wish something bad happens to poster above.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but it's only that the user above you spilled coffee on their newest shirt.

I wish to have a cookie.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted. Here it is:

I wish people these days knew how to spell.

 

[donavannj]

Granted, however, grammar are no more. (you gained proper spelling but lost grammar! :O )

I wish my room wasn't such a mess.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, everything in there was burned in a large electrical fire. Plus, there's some chunks missing from your walls, and a rather large one in your exterior wall, which let a bear, a fox, and some chinchillas into your bedroom.

I wish I didn't keep confusing BB code and HTML while posting. xD (I've already tried to post an image using the "img src" tags. :P)