Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Unknown#]

Granted. And now you aren't!

I wish my PSP was fixed.

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, but the only downside to this is now the only way for you to play it is for you to 'Birth by Sleep' it!

I wish I could slap this pig on the butt.

 

[Treecko]

Granted, but the pig gets angry and tramples you over.

I wish I had a better sleep schedule

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but suddenly your fave show starts at 3am.

I wish that my brother had friends who were girls.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but they all have ahole boyfriends who always accompany them constantly emasculating your brother while the girls look on and laugh.

I wish for a taco.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but the bread is stale.

I wish that Facebook rules the world in social media.

 

[BeliVuk]

Granted, a petition wanting all males of the world to be chemically sterilized gets 200 million votes thanks to duckface *****es who share it on Facebook.

I wish that Pokémon were real and that PokeBalls costs only 15$ at the store and it's easy to catch the Pokémon and all mice die because the Rattata eat them.

 

[TornZero]

Granted, but all humans die because they have no gym badges and get attacked by their own high-level Pokémon.

I wish that twitter ruled the world.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. The world is caught by a Pidgey I just caught. His name is Twitter.

I wish for a bad joke.

 

[Treecko]

Granted.
But I'm not telling you one.
I wish for a rubber chicken.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then the hosts of the Australian game review show Good Game use it in their latest review.

I wish that Zero Kiryuu & Yuuki Cross from Vampire Knight become the anime industry's most famous couple.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, but their image has been edited to appeal to that of the guido population nationwide.

I wish I had a shiny Pidgey.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but the Pidgey ends up with a bad nature.

I wish Cheren got more love (everyone doesn't like his personality)

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. I personally love him <.< Cheren > Bianca <3 My mister realist. OMFG. HE'S MINE.

(Your wish was granted and you got a rabid fanboy.)

I wish for more realists.

 

[Treecko]

[SIZE="a"]Granted. You now have an artist who does realistic paintings.
I wish Fluttershy from My Little Pony : Friendship is Magic was real.[/SIZE]

 

[Outkin]

Grsnted, but she's giant and ends up destroying most of the world.

I wish I could fly!

 

[Unknown#]

Granted! You're a bird! And its hunting season!

I wish Macs could get more games from Steam.

 

[Kitsune Genetica]

Granted, but the only games you get are Postal III and Duke Nukem Forever

I wish for an awesome messenger bag.

 

[TwiDragon]

Granted, but it has a hole in it.

I wish to be able to have apperence transformation abilitys

 

[UnderMybrella]

*sigh* so do I

Granted. You are now unique. However, you transform into a pig and get stuck in a zoo FOREVER >=D

I wish I was a shapeshifter.