Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then it bleaches your hair.

I wish that PC becomes the world's largest Pokemon forum.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but 4chan shuts down permanently and everyone from there migrates here and yes that does include the /b/tards.

I wish for a unicorn named Tyrone to fly me to school everyday.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. However, you get shoot down mid-flight by a homing missile.

I wish I was better at EV training.

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, but you never find the right Pokemon

I wish N made appearances post-game for battles in B/W/B2/W2

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but his entire team is nothing but Stunfisk.

I wish for oranges to talk to me.

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, and they're all very nice to talk to

I wish for nothing

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, but you become a enchilada named Jojo in the process.

I wish for a major street gang to follow my every command.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but they turn out to be Albinos.

I wish that N was not so overrated...

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, but he is still a very hot, very sexy, mathematical genius who has a very large female fanbase of which I am a part of and we all shout you down because he's not overrated, he perfect

I wish for shorter sentences

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. The end.

I wish for longer sentences!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but they all get piled into a confidential document released by (Insert Hikari's least fave website here).

I wish for vampires to survive in sunlight.

 

[Outkin]

Granted, they become sparkly fairies in the light go out of hiding with their weakness removed and take over the world.

I wish Nyan Cat was my pet.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but it turns out to be Chuck Norris.

I wish someone would rate my latest song post...

 

[Outkin]

Granted, it was rated 0 (Not actually going to do it, don't feel like posting another song atm)

I wish for....a warm glass of milk.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, but it turns out to be pink.

I wish I had the power to exterminate anyone who works for "He Who Must Not Be Named"...

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then you find out that you have been working for him all along!

I wish for a better plot twist.

 

[The Grubby Pup]

Granted. A Smeargle runs up to you and starts pieing you in da face.

I wish could travel through Warp Pipes.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then everything goes dark.

I wish that the Pokemon anime aired on TV non-stop.

 

[The Grubby Pup]

granted, now you vomit rainbows non-stop

I wish I could evolve with a Moon Stone.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You evolve into a Magikarp. On holding an everstone, of course.

I wish people would stop disconnecting on random wifi battles.