Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[SapphireFlames]

Granted but someone made a Naruto fanbase and it steals all of the fans.
I wish for a Ruby/Sapphire remake >:U

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you discover Black 2 & White 2 ARE the R/S remakes.

I wish Dawn's Ambipom returns someday... I miss her.

 

[SapphireFlames]

Granted but she releases it (dumb female dog)
I wish for a twin!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but she turns out to be evil.

I wish for the Syrian uprising against the Assad government to end.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But shortly afterwards the world is conquered by aliens from a far away galaxy.

I wish I had more free time.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but it would make you more lazy so all you have is free time.

I wish I had a car.

 

[User19sq]

Granted. It's lost somewhere in the wilderness of the Amazon. But hey, it's still belongs to you.

I wish I wasn't hungry at the moment.

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but you got so much food that your insides exploded so you can no longer eat. (I think that was a little harsh)

I wish I had a pet Furrett a legit one.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it has scary fangs.

I wish more users would click the links in my signature.

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, but the virus feedback wipes your hard drive

I wish the world was a pentagon

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it actually turns out to be The Pentagon in the US.

I wish many artists/bands who were one-hit wonders made a comeback...

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, but they all play the same song

I wish the world was flat

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but suddenly the earth leaks through an hourglass (now think where I got that idea from)

I wish the current Pokemon anime English VAs got more love than the 4Kids VAs.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted. But it's only because the world gets taken over by aliens and they force people to give them love.

I wish General Motors would bring back Oldsmobile. I miss the Cutlass and Ninety-Eight.

 

[User19sq]

Granted ASAP. But due to liscences, copyrights, and all the paperwork involved in bringing it back, you'll have your wish completely granted by the year 2845.

I wish for a room filled with nothing but breathable air.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but everything starts floating.

I wish that Ash evolves his Oshawott and Snivy, cos if only Tepig evolves it will be a Kanto repeat...

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But then the anime is cancelled.

I wish I had a heat ray.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but you use it to make it so the anime doesn't ever get canceled. Wee hee hee... (Corrupted your chance of corruption...) OWNED.

I WISH I HAD A WAND WITH POWERS...

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted, but things would go terribly wrong and you would awaken Cthulhu and bring doom upon us all!

I wish I could hibernate.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but Gengar or Drowzee, a Pokemon of your choosing, eats your dreams. O.o (w/ Dream Eater.) (I probably should've fed it a Poffin...)

I wish I had... Vanillite.