Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but then that's the only psychic pokemon...that didn't die and end up in Lavendar Town.

I wish...I SAW THE EP WHERE ASH BATTLED DARKRAI.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then all Pokemon have to be featured.

I wish that breakfast news shows weren't so boring.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted, they now piss everyone off.

I wish that Jerry Springer was good again.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But everyone else is terrible now.

I wish for some Cheetos.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but suddenly they go soggy.

I wish that Elesa didn't have two Emolgas...

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, she has a weird sense of fashion, and was outdated long before that, and people criticize her calling her "Disgustingly stick thin," like the pretzal she ate when her ex bo, Arti called her gross.

I wish I had a 3DS XL.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted, now your top screen is messed up.

I wish it was summer.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but it's still snowing.

I wish for my cat to talk.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted. It says, "MEW MEW!" Then, when pissed off, it goes, "**** YOU MOTHER ****ER!"

I wish I obtained Mew in Yellow, and Gold, and Silver, and Crystal VERSION.

 

[User19sq]

Granted, but now you can't find your Yellow Version at all.

I wish I could perfectly survuve in outer space.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, but you have to take a wazz, and MARS ain't got lavatories.

I wish Mars was here to read about that joke.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then you are both transported to Mars. Have fun without oxygen.

I wish Mars was green instead of red.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

GRANTED, you now have colour blindness. (You can't see colors.)


I WISH I WERE A FISH...and had some gills... To breath under teh water, inside of Mar's watter bottle.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but all non-aquatic life collapses with the super flood tgat led to your miraculous evolution.

I wish I could go to Equestria, and be a pegasus.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you can't fly.

I wish that all vampires looked handsome and attractive...

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

Granted, BUT THEN...YOU COULDN'T SEE THEM IN THE MIRROR.

I wish someone would spoil the ending to a horror movie...

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Your wish has already been granted. Go on review site for the movie.

I wish I could go to Equestria.

 

[Sweet Smoochum]

GRANTED, BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO HEAR MY EXCADRILL SPEAK TO YOU FOR TWO HOURS ABOUT SNAKES...I mean...Ekans... And why he finds them intriguing. What's he doing there? I don't know. Idk where he is.

I wish I had a pet.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but its filled with gators, without a drawbridge.

I wish Fluttershy somehow became MORE adorable...

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then everything explodes.

I wish Valve could count to 3.