Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Granted but everyone has weird hair.

I wish that Anonymous stopped making me feel weird.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, the new name for anonymous is just plain "anon".

I wish the oil spill in 2010 never happened.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but suddenly the birds die of starvation.

I wish that the US Embassy Cables didn't embarrass America.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, they didn't embarrass America, they ignored it.

I wish that wishes don't get corrupted. It's like a sinister genie!

 

[Outkin]

Granted, they now explode!

I wish pikmin 3 was out nao :(

 

[mineox100]

Granted, they are now sold for three... zillion dollars.
I wish, wishes are not allowed.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but they get blocked by Hikari10's infamous "wish filter".

I wish that bishies get so much attention...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, they get so much hate attention.

I wish for a new Iphone.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it only has stuff Hikari likes.

I wish that bishies became as attractive as real boys.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but they all sound like chipmunks.

I wish for a sandwich.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you take a bite... only to discover there were worms in there.

I wish my mosquito bites were gone.

 

[ShadowStriatonTriad]

Granted but the hydrogen peroxide you use to heal them burns your skin.

I wish the Shadow Triad was really the Striaton Gym Leaders.(:

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then they steal your Pokemon.

I wish that Facebook started improving on the markets.

 

[invisible_light]

Granted, but what you didn't know is that he was drinking a liquid version of pure cyanide earlier.

I wish Chris Conley would come to my house just to... come to my house.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then he starts boasting.

I wish that Tyler stopped trolling me with jokes about my avatar...

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, you get ALL OF THEM.

I wish that long grass is removed in future Pokemon games cos I don't like getting off my bike.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but they are now allowing certain paths to only walk from!

I wish that you can't corrupt all my wishes!

 

[Eeveemaster9]

Granted, but now you mess up Sudoku in sharpie.

I wish people would accept me ;~;

 

[invisible_light]

Granted, you're accepted into this suicide cult.

I wish I had some non-poisonous pizza.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and it has toothpaste on it.

I wish that everyone would recognize my different avatar/signature themes as different phases of my personality.