Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Twilight-kun]

whoops, granted, however...

I wish I remembered to make wishes

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but your ideas for wishes began to run out.

I wish for lotsa spaghetti.

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, but it's made by the Mario Bros, who wander though sewers to find the ingredients

good thing you're a snorlax

I wish for more Pokemon games

 

[-Grayscale-]

Granted but the games all stink... both ways

I wish N would come back in B&W2! >:) Try to twist that around!

 

[Twilight-kun]

granted, but you never get to battle him

heck, you don't even get to talk to him

I wish people would stop whining about Kamitsure's hair

she's a MODEL
they change their hair all the time

 

[Limanya]

Granted, but then she gets terrible hair and nobody asks for a change.


I wish that Derse gets more epic and Prospit gets eaten.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted. They both get eaten.

I wish that The Simpsons never changed the opening scene.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted. They both get eaten.

I wish that The Simpsons never changed the opening scene.

Granted, then the opening scene to [another one of your favorite shows] gets changed.

I wish to know why Cheren downgraded from a strong Gigalith to a Patrat.

 

[Limanya]

Granted. Now everyone knows it. Not very useful, eh?

I wish that book 3 of Homestuck was released.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but it's not as good as the last two books

I wsih to konw if the aobve ptoser can dyrpcet tihs mssgaee. :)

 

[Limanya]

I can. Everybody knows it now. You wasted your wish.

I WISH FOR MORE PAGES OF HOMESTUCK!

 

[Skystrike]

I can. Everybody knows it now. You wasted your wish.

I WISH FOR MORE PAGES OF HOMESTUCK!

THEN YOU GET A HALF FINISHED COPY. NICE GOING

I WISH TO STOP TALKING IN CAPS NOW

 

[Limanya]

you can't type in caps now.

i wish that you realized that homestuck is a webcomic.

 

[Skystrike]

granted. then i just stop caring.

ughh i wish i could type normally!

 

[Limanya]

You can for a while.

tHEN YOU GET FORCED TO USE TAVROS' TYPING QUIRK,

I wish that EVERYONE READ HOMESTUCK!

 

[Skystrike]

OH NOES! EVERYONE'S READING HOMESTUCK! WHICH MEANS NO LEARNING IS BEING DONE, NEITHER IS ANY DRIVING, NOTHING'S BEING DONE BECAUSE EVERYONE'S BUSY READING HOMESTUCK! NICE GOING, YOU'VE CAUSED A GLOBAL CATASTROPHE.

IIIIIIIIIIIWWWWWWIIISSSSHHHH FOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR A BOOXXXXXX OFFFFFFFF AWWESSSSOMMMEEEENESSSSSSS

 

[Limanya]

Granted. You get book 1 and 2 of Homestuck. You now are transforming into Eridan Ampora. Now i am you kismesis. STUPID SEADWELLER.

ii wii2h ii could 2ee eriidan dyiing forever!

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but your eyes hurt by seeing it happen.

I wish that everybody acts like Good Guy Greg(google it).

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then no one knows him.

I wish that all people wear glasses cos it's cool and smart...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but there are protestors saying that glasses make them look nerdy.

I wish I was in a good movie.