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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted but it becomes so popular that the people of Valve make so much money that they never have to work again so they all quit. This enrages fans of their games and they take to looting stores and rioting in the streets in protest. The panic becomes global and the alien race that was monitoring Earth to determine if it was worth sparing decides there is too much violence on Earth and they blow it up and we all die.

*FYI a quantum singularity is not a clone but a fancy term for "black hole" :)

I wish I was married to Amy Lee
 
Granted! Amy Lee is the lead singer of Evanescence

You fall in love with her too and we now have to fight to the death over her and I win

I wish for pie...
 
Granted but someone throws it at you & it hits you straight in your face.

I wish my hacking was better......
 
Granted but a friend inadvertently brags about your prowess to an undercover FBI agent and now you share a cell with a man named "Fisty"

I wish the Avengers sequel was out already
 
Granted but "Peace" is misinterpreted for "piece" and a serial killer who likes to cut up people is born and dedicates all his kills to you and everyone thinks you are involved and they come after you. You are forced to live as a recluse who ultimately finds peace in being ostracized.

I wish more people would know who my avatar is.
 
Everyone now knows who your avatar be, yet now everyone hates you for it, forcing you to change your avatar to someone so obscure that not even you know, and you will never want to know.

I wish Jiggly_Jello's username didn't need the underscore. It irks me.
 
Denied, only because I don't know A) if I can change it or B) how to change it if it can be done. (seriously can you?)

I wish that my next wish were not corrupted horribly...
 
Granted but he becomes jealous about every other rapper that emerges and kills them all until he is "the only one." He then develops a massive superiority complex and doesn't put any effort into his new works and they all suck. So marks the total death of rap.

I wish I had Walt Disney's head in a jar in my living room.
 
Granted, but the jar is special and regenerates his body, filling him with rage-inducing homicidal hormones. However, before he can kill anyone, he dies of a severe, unexpected case of sweating sickness.

I wish the world was a better place.
 
Denied because I don't know what that means

I wish Stephanie Meyer never wrote any of the Twilight books.
 
Granted; instead, she made a book called Dusk with the same exact characters, but Jacob takes Edward's role and vice versa, making for a much more disgusting book series that teenage girls still somehow adore and cheer about.

I wish Stephenie Meyer wasn't born in the first place.
 
Granted....but as the toilet seat is plummeting to Earth (the one that is supposed to kill you) You sneeze and stumble, barely missing it but at the same time you step out in front of a moving bus and get hit but not so hard that you die...you become horribly maimed instead.

I wish Diab_low didn't wish he was dead.

*will anyone get the tv show reference I used here? I bet not!
 
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