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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but you fall and the massive head trauma leaves you blind, not to mention in a hospital for three years for recovery.

I wish TheFattestSnorlax only required a week to recover from the corruption of his wish.
 
TornZero said:
Granted, but you fall and the massive head trauma leaves you blind, not to mention in a hospital for three years for recovery.
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OBJECTION!

HOW can I fall out of the Sydney Tower? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO THAT!

As a result, denied becuase the facts stated by me have overwhelmed you and you decide to suicide.

I wish that members of PC get their facts right.
 
Who said you fell out? I simply said you fell and sustained massive head trauma.

Your wish is denied because of the vagueness from my earlier corruption allowing for the ambiguity of one knowing one's facts.

I wish the mentioned corruption and my previous wish was absolute, and Snorlax still only needed a week to recover after the massive head trauma.
 
Granted, now all the other forums are boring...

I wish i have a Skyline...
 
Ninja'd again! Seriously, this is three times in three days, I'm doin' dang well here.

Anyways, granted. However, since I can't come up with a proper corruption, the world has blown up.

I wish TheFattestSnorlax had four extra arms that were constantly alternating facepalms, double-facepalms and quadruple-facepalms without providing any real benefit aside from the godlike awesomeness of having six arms.
 
Granted, the world blows up...and then everyone dies. Arceus gets mad, reassembles the world, and revives everyone but you because well...you blew up teh world in the first place. In short, nothing happens except for the fact that you die.

I wish that I knew what the heck was going on in "Kirby's Amazing Mirror." for GBA. Seriously, there isn't even a tutorial! And teh level select...it's weird o.o;
 
Granted. But they don't care.

I wish I could no longer have diabetes.
 
Granted, but it's effect only three days...

I wish I have a lots of money! (And Pantherlily dolls!)
 
Granted. But you robbed the bank for it all and are on the run from every police service and emergency services in the world.
 
Granted. The internet news world is in a buzz after every single person involved in keeping PC alive were arrested for smuggling a massive collection of monkeys with Ebola into the United States and releasing them in major metropolitan areas. With all the moderators of PC behind bars, the site has no choice but to shut down. But man the press coverage is enormous.

I wish that I hadn't wasted 2 hours of my life watching Snow White & The Huntsman yesterday
 
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