Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Denied. You did waste two hours.

I wish that people stopped asking what happened to my iconic Oshawott theme.

 

[Jiggly Jello]

Granted. Well technically they still do but you have become blind and can no longer read of queries regarding this subject.

I wish Hikari hadn't denied my last wish. I feel violated that I watched it!

 

[Gerokunz]

Granted, but I denied it instead!

I wish to have cute pomeranians...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but they are secretly evil and kill you with a knife.

I wish that Hikari was on.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but she's drunk and pissed as a mother****er.

I wish for the power of teleportation.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

and end up in a fire
power to control anything

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You find out that controlling everything is hard work.

I wish I don't have to do my studies

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

Everyone tries to steal your power
Wish for waffles

 

[Thomas]

Granted, but they're made from spoiled eggs and milk.
I wish for my English report to be magically done.

 

[Hikamaru]

Denied. Magic never solves your problem, it never does.

I wish that I could have all my well-known avatar/sig themes in one signature.

 

[Thomas]

Granted, but you can't get the images to upload.
I wish I could move back to New Orleans.

 

[roosterman]

granted but while you were gone they switched to playing heavy metal


i wish i could break dance

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. Now everyone else that breakdances fail at it.

I wish there is technology to videotape our own dreams.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

people laugh at how werid they are
wish for three uncorruptable wishes

 

[roosterman]

granted but i already chose them for you
1. get hit by a car
2. get hit by a bus
3. get hit by a meteor


i wish i had a robotic skeleton to make me stronger

 

[Treecko]

Granted but the structure malfunctions and you start attacking people.

I wish I had a 3DS to buy the upcoming Mystery Dungeon game.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but gives you a seizure
wish for the ability not to get hurt

 

[Unknown#]

Granted, but this includes emotional hurt along with physical hurt. Because of losing all sense of pain or sadness, you also lose all sense of joy or happiness. In the end, you are just of shell of what had been a man.

I wish for a shorter response to my wish.

 

[roosterman]

granted but its boring because of its length

i wish for a better wobbuffet sprite for my avatar

 

[halcyonic]

Granted but in the end, you were reported for sprite theft.

I wish Diab_low was back here at PC.