Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Crystal-Heart]

Wish granted, but I'm a royal pain in the arse.

I wish I never had to sleep.

 

[Ashbox]

ok.....but you get no sleep....then you die...becuse you have no energy.....=O

i wish for pudding

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but its feces flavored..eww

I wish for the person after me to have a wonderful day!

 

[Ashbox]

thankyou!!! >=]

i wish for money

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Here's some from The Game of Life. Monopoly would be too easy.

I wish that dolls would stop trying to steal books from my library.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted. Now they steal the computers instead, and kill those who resist. With hacksaws.

I wish for lots of time to sleep :D

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, you fall into a coma. Plenty of time to sleep there.

I wish for the solution to world hunger.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's less people. You're the first to be sacrificed.

I wish that Roy was a better character in Sword of Seals.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but I make it so Fire Emblem never exists.

I wish for Fire Emblem.

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted, but it ran out of internal batteries and won't save. :<

I wish for world love. XD

 

[Spinor]

Granted...

AH CRAP! MY VIRGINITY!

I wish I had it back! :(

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted...But you were secretly sent to a parallel universe where a zombie apocalypse comes true by 2012. :<

I wish for a Lamp...

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, a Lamprey swallows you.

I wish for mother nature.

 

[Donnie]

granted but then a crazed pyromaniac burns mother nature to the ground

i wish for a taco that poops ice cream

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, just watch South Park XD.

I wish for world domination by Cockroaches.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted... What more do you want corrupted? The world is run by disgusting, near indestructible bugs. *shudders*

I wish for teh lulz.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

how about no.

I wish I was a Prinny

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Skip you.

I wish for teh lulz.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted! Too bad you explode from laughter XD.

I wish I didn't have testing next week.

 

[Oblivion Reaper 2.0]

no...because i'm a prinny.

I wish I had Cloud's buster sword