Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Mr. Curling Iron]

Granted but I'll annoy you for every second of every day for the rest of your life~

I wish I knew the answer of 2 + 2

 

[Kaizer-X]

Granted but you forgot who you really are....
I wish for ........cha-ching ($.$) money to drop down my doorstep.

 

[Mr. Curling Iron]

Yep, You got the money.. and your doorstep dropped down... Into a void... Nothingness :D

I wish to have three wishes that are useable and are unaffected by any curses and most of all: Cant be used by others :D

 

[CyberBlastoise]

Wish granted....however you can only wish that Hitler ruled the world, killer sharks could swim on land, and, worst of all, Pokemon was cancelled...

I wish that I owned Yahoo!....

 

[Mr. Curling Iron]

Granted... In your afterlife :D

I wish that I was the owner of every single TNC ever. AND I am granted eternal life :>

 

[Jayster23]

Deined for being so greedy so @##! you

I wish that my brother was dead

 

[Ho-Oh]

Granted, but he died in a game. Sorry.

I wish the clouds were... not how they are now.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Then I wish to make them dark and zaps you with lightning!

How I wish to take a break...

 

[orangejediman]

wish granted, but all youre bones were broken!!!!

I wish I was in the world of pokemon.

 

[♣Gawain♣]

You are in one now, but your pokemon is only Bidoof!

I wish I could kick Mr. Poops-A-Lot.

 

[orangejediman]

Your wish is granted, but yuo become the new Mr. Poops-a-lot.

I wish i was Arceus

 

[♣Gawain♣]

But the tooth-fairy says "Magikarp, you will become!" Then you turned into a rotting fish...

Yoda, how I wish I was me...

 

[orangejediman]

wish granted. Then the Vader comes and force chokes you to death.

I wish i could use the force

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Han Solo then shoots you before you could even start training...

How I wish to ride upon Chewbacca.

 

[orangejediman]

Cewbaccha has you for a snack on the way.

I wish this star wars theme would never end

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Wish granted, but you will never be a part of it...

I wish I could go on like this forever...

(Good night, until next time...)

 

[orangejediman]

Wish granted, but only after 1000 years of sleep.

I wis you are a pokemon

 

[Jayster23]

Granted but he is a Magikarp that happens to kick your Butt!

I wish i was a Professinal AFL player(Australian Football League)

 

[Venia Silente]

granted but...

Granted... now watch out for those---

...Oh no! (812 enemy player on top of you)
Your leg...!
Your arm...!
Your ear...!
(Now, that hurts)

I wish I could eat pasta (spaghetti) for free for the rest of my lifetime.

 

[Eon-Rider]

Your wish is granted but it's past its expiration date. =O

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
Haha... Paradox.