Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted, but they are all after your life.
EDIT: SOMEONE BEAT ME. ARGH.

Granted, but a tsunami will strike while you live there.

I wish that my computer would run faster.
 
Granted but it got attacked by a virus five minutes later.

I wish that this girl would go out with me
 
Granted, too bad she refuses to go on a second date.

I wish for more cheese.
 
Granted,but it got stuck on your computer and electrocuted you

I wish for a itachi plushie!
 
Granted, But you got in trouble for not punching them the next day

I wish i was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair
 
Granted, But all the flowers were poisonous

I wish that i was a piece of candy!
 
granted but you got throw in the bin for being disgusting

I wish that i could kill a guy and not get thrown in jail 4 it
 
Granted. Now you get to go to an insane asylum instead.

I wish my three projects weren't due tomorrow.
 
Granted,but you were already emo

i wish for a super-powered pickle!
 
Granted, but I'm afraid which way to interpret that...
Anyway, the Cucumber hasn't been soaked in vinegar long enough, and it's not quite a pickle yet. Yeah, it sucks.

I wish I owned a chain of record trading shops around the east coast.
 
Granted,but they all went out of business

I wish for uhh...a pizza!
 
Granted, but the only topping they have is used underwear.

I wish to go home. *Taps ruby slippers*
 
granted, but you lose control and end up killing someone.

I wish my crush would like me back...
 
granted but u grow feathers all over you body and ur wings grow out ur nose and stabs ur brain turning u into the hulk which mean ure green.

i wish i had a biiiiiiiiig cookie coloured table
 
Granted,but the table broke and got eaten.

I wish for PokeCommunity to have a pizza RPG!
 
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