Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[.inLOVE]

Granted, but a mirror reflects it into YOUR eyes.

I wish no one would post under me.

 

[.Ozymandias]

Wish denied, I'm afraid!

I wish that Lady Gaga would play a concert in my back garden

 

[matt561]

Granted but all the ravers come and destroy your house

I wish for MOAR tractors

 

[evilishan]

Yes, without the engines and wheels.

I want all the homes and lives lost by the Victorian bush fires to be restored

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted but the home prices keep on going dow. :<

I wish I can use/have some Clow Cards.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you lose them.

I wish to fart!

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted. But you become a social pariah. :<

I wish I can hug someone. XD

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's me *cuddles Netto Azure*

I wish for pet Dalek!

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted, but it shoots you and sends you flying on the Space-Time Continuum.

I wish for a car. :D

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but I'm driving *crashes*

I wish for more ponies!

 

[Mitchman]

Well then expect your covers to be red and your feet to be wet and a whole lot of heads to be in your bed as a sign. (kudos to the person who got the reference)
I wish for nothing. Yep nothing.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, the universe no longer exists.

I wish for money.

 

[Mitchman]

And whats that. Oh yeah its the joker laughing at the burning of your money.
I wish my movie reference craze will just stop!

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but I disable your speech just in case.

I wish for a thousand horses, not ponies, not my little ponie, but horses.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Horses need to answer "the call of the wild" too, so you and your horses have been quarantined to a remote pasture 100s of miles away from civilization so that no one else has to deal with the stench.

I wish for some chili.

 

[Gerri Shin]

granted, you now have a bowl of all-vegan chili.

I wish for a magikarp that knows mirror coat!

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you're erased by Arceus for messing with the dimension.

I wish for immortality!

 

[Ashbox]

Granted, but you're erased by Arceus for messing with the dimension.

I wish for immortality!

your head has been cut off............

i wish i was perfect

 

[Cold Fusion]

Granted but you only have it for a few seconds.
o_O

I wish that I could eat the person below me. o_O

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, I'm all bones so...

I wish my throat wasn't so dry.