Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Netto Azure]

Like in Death Note? xP

Granted, but the Baked Goods were initially dropped in the sewer. O.o

 

[Gerri Shin]

your silent wish is granted, now you're a mute.

I wish for more custard.

 

[Exiled~Shadow]

Granted, but it was a genetic experiment, witch gobbles you up

I wish for free stuff! Every one loves free stuff!

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, it's made from counterfeit bills and tastes horrible.

I wish I could do it for teh lulz.

 

[Ashbox]

you want lulz......then join anonymous.....

i wish /b/ was n00b free......

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Not even one with the power of omnipotence could grant that.

I wish that Ashbox remembered rules 1 and 2 of the internet.

 

[Ashbox]

this isnt a raid jigglypuff8.......... from what i understand 1&2 only apply to raids .......

i wish for more raids

 

[Netto Azure]

Granted but cockroaches develop mimic like powers. O.o

I wish for a machine that can go to the PKMN World. =P

 

[Ashbox]

sure....but you turn into a missingno......

i wish i was u83r |337

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

granted. you are u83r |337 , but so is everyone else, so its nothing special :P

I wish I could understand why the banner above the quick reply box is advertising ink cartridges for printers. XD

 

[Akio123]

Granted! But now you have been turned into a Pop up ad!

I wish my research for my Aesthetics project was done.

 

[Ashbox]

ok....but you get an F- on it

and i have seen people more emo than you....

i wish katy perry would get pushed off a cliff

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted, but she lands on a trampoline, bounces back up and kicks you in the head for wishing this.

I wish that I Laugh at your Misfortune! was my real name...

 

[Ashbox]

sure.....but every1 hates it....... =p

i wish Canadians didn't think they were part of the U.K. any more.........

 

[Crystal-Heart]

Granted, but now the US does.

I wish I could transform into anything!

 

[Ashbox]

ok....but you get permanently transformed into it forever
i wish for pudding

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, you become a bowl of pudding!

I wish for a vacation.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

Granted, but its to hell and it last forever.

I wish my French Teacher would forget he was a French teacher :P

 

[Ashbox]

yeah...ok....and he also forgets he knows you....thinks your a terrorist....and has you arrested
i wish for a lawyer

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but he is a bad one :P

I wish that I could speak spanish well.