Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Alexithymia~]

Granted but it dies, because instead of pouring water on it, you pour poison on it.
I wish I had a kitten who loved meh! Kaa!

 

[Åzurε]

Granted, but it was an exceptionally large tiger kitten... *Shred*

I wish I could divide by zero.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. The universe is still destroyed though.

I wish I knew where on earth that shining figure is to cut them into meat buns.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but the meat buns return to life and kill you *Gives you strange stare*.

I wish to be Hitler!

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted but you kill yourself, as normal.
I wish I had a twin sister.

 

[Conan Edogawa]

Granted, but she's an evil one that killed you.

I wish that you had a puppy.

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted, but it hates me and comes to kill you the person who sent him to me. He bites your head off.
I wish that I could fly!

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You can buy yourself a ticket for an airplane.

I wish that snowmen could survive nuclear war.

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted but there's a sudden heatwave afterwards and they all melt.
I wish that I could find my other shoe.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You found it inside the dirtiest dumpster in town just because you made that wish.

I wish that gorillas were made of liquid nitrogen.

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted, but they come to get you and you freeze to death, you die as an ice-cream.
I wish chocolate filled baths were available.

 

[oblueknighto]

Granted, but when people get into the tub they start melting and merge with the chocolate for the next person to merge with them.
I wish this forum had things that are more funny. (Ha, that's impossible because it's too funny already).

 

[Alexithymia~]

Possible.
Granted, but it's so funny you die laughing. :P
I wish that I had a a big plate of bacon. :D

 

[mulch_ar]

Granted, but it was poisoned before and you died :badsmile:.

I wish I'm a better spriter :).

 

[SPEEDIE]

Granted But every time you go to ask someone to sprite for them the find someone better than you to do it for them

I Wish that Global Warming was just a joke that someone put on their MySpace page

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted, but you and the whole word fall for it.
I wish that I didn't lose things so often.

 

[oblueknighto]

Granted, but you now lose everything in one go, too bad.
I wish that my brain didn't exist so that the upcoming zombie apocalypse wouldn't have any effect on me.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. However, your brain is needed for basic bodily functions such as breathing, so I think you should know where I'm going with this.

I wish for tiny cups filled with jello.

 

[oblueknighto]

Granted, but I come over and eat them before you get to see them.
I wish I was dead.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but you go to the next life where you are tortured for all eternity. Oh goody!

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted. (Believe it or not, i know how to corrupt this wish)