Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. It's the wish that the cake is a lie. Can't corrupt what already is corrupted.

I wish for a football.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's tinier than plankton.

I wish for dynamite...

 

[Jake♫]

Granted, but it doesn't explode.

I wish for a Mountain Dew

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but the Moutain Dew does blow up.

I wish for a pony

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Here you go little boy! A wooden pony!

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but the cookie is a lie!

I wish to grant myself a wish.

 

[Alexithymia~]

You wish for being an idiot was granted by yourself for not posting a wish. Not sure if I was joking..
I wish I had a puppy who loved me.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's agresive father.. owch, you've been killed by the dogs father.

I wish to be a dinosaur

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Granted, you'll be killer by the national guards.

I wish for a rock.

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted but it's giant, and it squishes you.
I wish I could find my hairbrush.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted, but it's used to kill you. By me.

I wish for a pet Zonkey. (Real species)

 

[Alexithymia~]

Granted, but since you are the only one who knows of it, it kills you to stay a secret.
I wish my hairbrush wouldn't kill me :(

 

[Harry Blue5]

DENIED! Because the Zonkey is a well known animal (Zebra-Donkey Hybrid). It's on wikipedia. Also and hairbrushes are murderers

I wish for a zony

 

[♣Gawain♣]

????

You wish for it? There's a whole bucket full of 'em falling to you!
I wish for a grain of sand.

 

[Harry Blue5]

Zonies are a zebra-pony hybrid that really exists... AH! THERE FALLING ON ME FROM THE SKY.

Granted, but you are the grain of sand.

Just to confuse you, I wish for a ZORSE.

 

[starlightartist]

A Zebra-Hore Right?Anyway, Granted But It Kicks U To Death.

I Wish Girls Wouldnt Stare At Me.

 

[ravenboy9]

Granted- But they are staring because you're so ugly
I wish I had 15 atleast posts

 

[Harry Blue5]

Granted. You can't have girlfriend because nobody looks long enough at you and you die sad and alone.

I wish for a liger.

 

[starlightartist]

Go On You What.......

I

Thats Wot You Said

 

[Vednix]

Granted, but it eats you :(

I wish pokemon was real! =D