Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Turns out he hasn't even beaten the game yet. You win in 6 moves.

I wish I knew if updated Firefox is actually any faster or not.

 

[Zanny77]

Granted. You try it out and it's so fast, you explode. And then a cucumber destroys your house. And the the Earth blows up (again).

I wish I didn't forget to just wish something. :\

 

[The Darkest Gale]

GRANTED. but you remember all the horrible things in life and die of depression

I wish I had a pencil and paper

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted. Paper is black and pencil is mechanical and out of lead.

I WISH FOR SPEY TO BE STAFF ADMIN!!!!!!!!

 

[The Darkest Gale]

GRANTED but he bans you and gives you infrations

I wish the black paper was a different colour XD

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but now it's navy blue.

I wish that I had something to wish for.

 

[Jake♫]

Granted, but that something turns to nothing and you are without anything

I wish two wrongs made a right

 

[Zero°]

denied, they make a left
I wish Mother 3 came out in America

 

[Zanny77]

Granted, but it's a horrible engrish translation that makes Zero Wing look well translated.

I wish I had more cranberry juice. :3

 

[Zero°]

granteed, but it's rotten

I wish people weren't so violent

 

[Zanny77]

Granted, people kill each other through mind strangulation now.

I wish that answer wasn't slightly not correct.

 

[Zero°]

denied, that wish didn't make any sense

I wish I knew PSI

 

[Zanny77]

Granted, but you end up learning PSI Explode, which causes you to explode.

I wasn't so Poke Radar retarded. :(

 

[Zero°]

granted, but now you're a PokeNav retard

I wish Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni (Kai+Rei) was subbed in english

 

[Pyrax]

Granted, but 4kids subbed it.
I wish I was kiva.

 

[Zero°]

granted, but giratina hyper beams u cause he hates kiva

I wish Porky wasn't immortal so i could beat the crap out of him.

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

Granted, but he beats the crap out of you.

I wish I had a PS3.

 

[Missingno.7-4468]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish that I had Dragon Quest V Hand of the Heavenly Bride for the DS.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for a brand new, comfy pair of sandals.

 

[Blazers]

Granted, but what color?

I wish for more rep points? lol kidding.
I want a early copy of transformers 2 on DVD