Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Sonikku]

Granted but they become evil little monstors

I wish I had a chili dog (wow so original)

 

[IceSage]

I wish I had a chili dog (wow so original)

Granted. A chili dog appears right before your eyes, and you eat it. Before you know it, though, Knuckles comes along and punches you in the gut, making you spit it out. You accidentally spit it in Knuckles' eyes. The spices in the chili dog burn into his retinas, and he goes blind.

Because of this, Eggman/Robotnik is able to acquire the Chaos Emeralds, as nobody is guarding them. The world is taken over, and everyone is turned into robots for Eggman/Robotnik to sit on his fat ass all day and do absolutely nothing.

I wish I had an endless supply of Dr. Pepper.

 

[Tree_x]

Granted. A chili dog appears right before your eyes, and you eat it. Before you know it, though, Knuckles comes along and punches you in the gut, making you spit it out. You accidentally spit it in Knuckles' eyes. The spices in the chili dog burn into his retinas, and he goes blind.

Because of this, Eggman/Robotnik is able to acquire the Chaos Emeralds, as nobody is guarding them. The world is taken over, and everyone is turned into robots for Eggman/Robotnik to sit on his fat ass all day and do absolutely nothing.

I wish I had an endless supply of Dr. Pepper.

Granted but the place you have to call to order for more Dr.Pepper has a 3 Day Hold before you can get through and ask for more of your endless supply

i wish i had a Shiny Tangela

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but it's on a copy of Pokemon Gold which happens not to save anymore.

I wish for some tinned borscht that is not poisoned.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it has expired 10 years ago.
I wish I could find the M Unown.

 

[BHwolfgang]

Granted, but the dangerous side-effects of it caused your game to kill itself.

I wish for an iPad.

 

[Tree_x]

Granted, but it has expired 10 years ago.
I wish I could find the M Unown.

Granted but when you find him there is a sudden earthquake and your game shuts of and shorts out

i wish that i had 200 pennys

 

[Comrade Nikita Ivanova]

Granted, but that's way too much to carry around, so you can't bring them anywhere to trade them in for two dollars, or spend them.

I wish our town had a decent library.

 

[MarstheCar]

BH's wish: Granted, but I spill acid on it.
CNI's wish: Granted, but an elephant destroyed it.

I wish I had a push pop.

 

[Tree_x]

BH's wish: Granted, but I spill acid on it.
CNI's wish: Granted, but an elephant destroyed it.

I wish I had a push pop.

Granted put the flavor of the push pop is fruit cake :O

i wish the next persons wish does not get granted

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but you get nothing!

I wish for everyone to have a pet rock!

 

[Tree_x]

Granted but the pet rocks come from the sky :D!
i wish that all the toilets in the world were replaced with black shoelaces

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but everyone dies since they can't "do bussiness" properly.
I wish I was Heatman!

 

[Sonikku]

granted but you incinerate
I wish I had a chili dog

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but this time it turns stale within 1 second.

I wish for a laboratory

 

[WonderGirl]

granted but when you enter everything explodes in your face

i wish computers weren't bad for your eyes

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it is now bad for your lungs.
I wish I had an Ice type pokemon.

 

[SolarAbusoru]

Granted, but you get Frostbite.

I wish for a pair of Nunchuku

 

[ninjaman]

Granted but now you have no arms or legs
I wish Rule 34 and 63 of the internet allied to real life also

 

[ShyRayq]

granted but now the world is a horrible 4-bit computer thingy device

i wish for a wish that wishes for a wish that wishes me to have a wish while wishing to not have a wish to wish to have a wish at the same time as the wish that wishes to have a wish that wishes you a wish

try to understand that!