Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. I pour water on it, frying the thing.

I wish Pokecommunity came up with a better slogan already.

 

[mzmingle]

granted, but it said: SamuraiMaster cannot do any posts. XD
I wish i had £10000 (yep, im in UK)

 

[SamuraiMaster]

Granted. Everyone gets richer than you and prices soar so that you really don't have that much money anymore.

I wish Wesley Willis was still alive.

 

[mzmingle]

Granted. But then YOU die (hehehe me evil ;) )

I wish i wasnt so slow...

 

[Le Creep!]

Granted, but you have chicken feet instead.

I wish I was asleep... *yawn*

 

[Toasty Woodman]

granted, but you'll sleep for the next ten days an miss Christmas and New Years!!

I wish I was immortal. :D

 

[mzmingle]

granted, but then you have to wear a long Pink dress and Lilac earrings, they are HIDEOUS! especially for a male ;)

I wish for the clothes im wearing, and the hairstyle i have.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, they are radioactive and you explode.
I wish for the ability to fly when ever I want.

 

[AliceBlaze]

Granted, but then birds will get attracted to you and they will never leave you alone as long as you're flying.

I wish there was an anime convention in my home town next weekend.

 

[mishy.]

Granted, but it's the worse one you'll ever attend.

I wish I had some Mac n' Cheese

 

[donavannj]

Granted, but it isn't very cheesy.

I wish I had a smoothie in my hand right now.

 

[nm legend]

granted but its 30 years old and the Kraft mascot? if there is one? puts a gun to your head and now you have to eat it ........

i wish i had a cute lil puppy runnin around the apartment rite now... please grant the wish


got mother****in ninjad!!

 

[treelove2]

granted but you get thrown out because dogs get banned overnight in your city.


I wish I could catch Celebi.

 

[Suicune23]

Wish granted, but your celebi gets stolen by Team Rocket^^

I wish Schnuffel would be real (just a joke)

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but it became evil because of the state the world is in!

I wished pokemon were real...

 

[kittykitten]

Granted, but they all become rabid and start attacking everyone.

I wish I had marshmallows...

 

[Massacre.]

Granted, but they're poisonous and will kill you painfully within 18 hours.

 

[The weird]

wish for nothing granted but you become nothing

i wish to have a eyebrown like caterpie

 

[TJgamer]

Your wish is granted.
But you turn into a real Caterpie and get eaten by a wild Pidgeotto.

I wish for a Snorlax to hug.

 

[MeerFall]

wish granted but then the snorelax squished you and you die

i wish to see the earth from space!