Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[pokewalker]

You will get it but then when you're 50 your owner's company where you work hasn't got any money left and they fire you. Then you're too old too find a new job so you're searching everywhere with no money left and then you die cuz you don't have anything too eat.

I wish that it'll be nice weather every day :D

 

[shinysweety]

Wish granted, but after 2 days you get a terable sunburn.

I wish i had a huge doll house!

 

[Conker_102]

Granted, but rain destoyed it

I wish I was Conker from Conker's Bad Fur Day

 

[shinysweety]

Wish granted but there were some twiches and you are old Conker,
I wish I had roses in the back garden.

 

[Conker_102]

Granted, but they are everywhere so you cant mow the grass

I wish I could fly

 

[shinysweety]

Wish granted, You fly but a bird poops on you and you loose your consentration then bang against a pole and fall to the floor,
I wish i had cute, soft, curly brown hair with a fringe like my sig.

 

[2Cool4Mewtwo]

granted, but you accidentally burnt your hair away while you were in science class.

I wish justin bieber is dead.

 

[NurseBarbra]

Granted, But he is remembered as a hero and his songs are the only type of "music" to be found on earth.

I wish for a working 2GB sdcard.

 

[mew_nani]

Granted! But it's filled with pirated ROMS that don't work and can't be erased. XD

I wish for 12 types of cheese. :)

 

[pokewalker]

Granted, but all of them are poisonous and you die cuz of the poison.

Edit: Forgot to add a wish. lol

I want to get a shiny Manaphy. :3

 

[mew_nani]

Granted, but it is hacked with 1 point in every stat. Weakest thing ever, and it only knows and can learn Splash!

I wish my brother had an IQ of more than 1. :(

 

[shinysweety]

Granted, but 2 days later his IQ sinks back to 1.....

I wish for a Hot pink limo!

 

[OlaPola]

Granted, to bad it ran you over, making your brain look like a smoothie from Deli de Luka.

I wish for a friend to trade pokémon with on gba.

 

[pokewalker]

Granted, but then your friend kills you and after that himself.

I wish for that I'm the best hockey player on earth. What did I say? Universe.

 

[shinysweety]

Granted!, Unfortunatly you sliped and broke both of your legs so you can never play again :(,
I wish to have a beautiful voice for singing.

 

[o3o]

Granted, but then it becomes so beautiful that everyone dies. Wat

I wish that I could fly. Omg so original

 

[pokewalker]

Granted for 1 minute and in that minute u fly so high that when it doesnt work anymore, u fall 8km and ur dead.

I wish for a gf

 

[o3o]

Granted, but it turns out she's psycho and kills you and everyone you know, then throws herself off a bridge.

I wish I had a pet horse.

 

[~Ryukaa]

Granted, but the horse is actually a timebomb that will explode in 24 hours. It won't budge from a spot, right next to your house. It's impossible to move it. ... Yeah. xDD;;

I wish I had ... a ... pet pony. /brick'd

 

[shinysweety]

Granted, But you axedentaly left the gate open and the pony ran away(you are sad :()

I wish for just one normal day (i never get one '-_-)