Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[xelarator]

Granted, but they're stale and have no frosting.

I wish for a shield.

 

[Exzessiva]

Granted. You get a shield with many holes.

I wish to get some pokeblock

 

[-Jared-]

Granted, but they are all pokeblocks that your pokemon hate.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[xelarator]

Granted. Now your S is 3D!

I wish for May to come [the month, not the girl].

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But since you skipped to the month May, you missed your Birthday and you don't get any presents.

I wish for my art to come alive! (Im such a good drawer)

 

[dudedude1]

Granted but they become corrupted because of our world and attack you for ruining them!

I wish I had a new smartphone!

 

[Sydian]

Granted! But it's IQ is significantly less than the other smartphones. Not so smart now, is it?

I wish my laundry was done.

 

[-Jared-]

Granted! But your washer was broken in the process. Don't get your clothes too dirty!

I wish my earphones wouldn't break so often.

 

[Sydian]

Granted. :3c I'll break them instead, that way they won't do it on their own.

I wish this box in my floor wasn't so ugly and would exit my room.

 

[-Jared-]

Granted. The box becomes so beautiful that you wanna keep it, but instead, it exits your room, as per request. xD

I wish my dog would stop growling at me. -_-

 

[dudedude1]

Granted but Now all your music playing devices break often!

I wish I had the best paper airplane in the world!

 

[xelarator]

Granted. You were so excited about getting the airplane that you 'accidentally' ripped it.

I wish for some great artist to give me lessons on art [I'm being serious this time].

 

[shinysweety]

[ Im a great artist! :D ] Granted! I was gonna tutor you but then the Apocalypse happened.....

I wish for a pair of cat earrings [Wait, i have tons of cat earrings xD ]

 

[dudedude1]

Granted but all of your other cat earrings were destroyed in a fire!

I wish I could make the best pokemon hack ever!

 

[-Jared-]

Granted! But your computer with the ONLY copy of your hack get's destroyed in a freak bear/shark accident. Bummer!

I wish the word "groovy" was back in style. 8D

 

[shinysweety]

Granted! But now all that people say is Groovy.... groovy groovy. xD

I wish for a plate with a butterfly on it :3

 

[A Pixy]

Granted, but it's dead beyond death.

I wish Sonic was cool again. ;_;

 

[Ineffable~]

Granted, he's cool again, but everything else in the world becomes even cooler so he becomes the least cool thing in the world regardless.

I wish I could play the guitar perfectly suddenly with no practice and there were no drawbacks.

 

[dudedude1]

Granted but when you start to play in front of someone or try and record yourself your guitar blows up!

I wish I was a superhero!

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted you now have the power to turn into a tree

I wish for there to be no more wars in the world.