Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[xelarator]

Granted. Too bad, you should've wished for fuel.

I wish for a shield with a Magikarp symbol on it.

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted; it's about as strong as Magikarp too.

I wish Pokemon and Ace Attorney would cross over.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted, but it is the worst game you have ever played and people destroy the nintendo building because they made such a terrible game, then the riot come after you for making that wish. 10 years later you say "Nintendo" to someone and the say "What the hell are you talking about". 20 years later Sony rules the world due to lack of competition in the gaming busyness, now if you say "Nintendo" you are taken to a secret government area, are tortured, brainwashed and never seen again...

I wish I could think of more to add to that EPIC story

 

[A Pixy]

You make the story, it is epic, it gets published, no one buys it, your hopes and dreams are dashed.

I wish I had some milk right now. :U

 

[SomariFeyWright]

Granted, but you don't get any cookies to go with it.

I wish shipping would end, once and for all.

 

[A Pixy]

Granted. But all the Yaoi fangirls, with nothing but time on their hands, create a doomsday device and tell the actually creators to fulfill their shipping desires. Starting World War XLVIII.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

I wish there were a wish for me to corrupt :(

 

[ZeganZoma]

Granted, but it was already corrupted.

I wish i didn't have an arrow in my knee.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Granted, but you can never participate in the thread "I used to.... then I took an arrow to the knee"

I wish It wasn't so hot where I am (Clearly Southern Hemisphere, Australia to be precise)

 

[juniebug910]

Granted, now it is -100 degrees and everyone where you live, including you, freezes to death.

I wish I was a wolf. With bright golden fur, blue and silver markings, and the Solar Flare and Celestial Brush from Okami.

 

[d4rka8isz]

Granted, but you now are in the game and can't get out.

I wish to be happy.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but your happiness only triggers if you love something.

I wish someone would put an end to WikiLeaks.

 

[LucarioBlade]

Granted. You'll get pwned by Chuck Noris's third fist.

I wish I was a pie.

 

[Mab]

Granted but you're eaten.
I wish for video games.

 

[LucarioBlade]

:evil chuckle: time for epic torture.

Granted. You get sonic 06 with extended loading time

I wish for 1990's tv show to come back

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. Too bad you can't watch them.

I wish game genies could grant wishes.

 

[kuzronk]

It gets banned for hacking

I wish my wifi was fixed so i can play black online

 

[Ω Ruby and α Sapphire]

Granted, but it's costs $3,000,000 a day.

I wish I could I could marry Maria Sharapova

 

[deoxys121]

Granted. But you have to be her personal slave afterward.

I wish I could get paid to sit around all day.

 

[Ω Ruby and α Sapphire]

Granted. Too bad you have to burn all that money!

I wish that I could think of a wish!