Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Unknown#]

Granted. You get to see a cardboard cutout of Ashley.

I wish for some shrimp.

 

[TwiDragon]

Gramted, but its posioned

I wish for the wind to move .000000005 mph faster in Russia than it did now! I want to see how this one gets corrupted :P

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then it keeps on increasing by that much one hundred times every miliseconds. And then it starts to rain lemons.

I wish I could run faster.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, but this impedes your ability to walk, so you have to run everywhere. Which is really tiring, I'm sure.

I wish I had 2900 dollars.

 

[Outkin]

Granted. You recieve 2500 monopoly dollars.

I wish I was a god!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then you sign the agreement of the 7 Deadly Sins.

I wish the Unova Starter Pokemon get more love than the Kanto Starter Pokemon.

 

[kuzronk]

But then gary oak came out and gave everybody kanto starters

I wish school was better

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. Its better for eveyone else and many times worse for you.

I wish I had a shiny Missingno.

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, but then your game runs out of batteries before you can save.

I wish I was 19 years old.

 

[UnderMybrella]

granted. But not it glitches up your life.
I wish for no-one to corrupt this wish
EDIT: NVM. I was beaten

Granted. But then due to a muck up in time, you become 1 000 000 000! years old.
I wish for no-one to corrupt this wish

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. But then you manage to corrupt it yourself. Good going!

I wish for an inception!

 

[UnderMybrella]

granted. but then you drop it into a giant glitch in Pokemon's coding.
I wish I knew more Ruby and java

 

[UnderMybrella]

hm... no-ones corrupting it.... so I'll corrupt it myself..
Granted, but then the forces of space and time render make you forget what a ruby or java is!
I wish I had a friend in this great city that has no end

 

[Know-Nothing Bozo the Non-Wonder Dog]

Granted, but you both get lost in the city and never see eachother again.

I wish I had an air conditioner in my room.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You get a broken air conditioner.

I wish there was a new Megaman game.

 

[UnderMybrella]

darn. beaten.
Granted. but it costs so much to even imagine it that you don't even know it exists.
EDIT: forgot my wish: I wish to be Death

 

[TwiDragon]

Granted, but you die.

I wish, I wish, for a fish (I can't think of anything xD)

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. You get a dead fish.

I wish the fish was alive.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Tis be zombie :O

I wish to be censored x.x

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And the censor box covers your eyes in thus making you blind.

I wish for another fish.