Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Archenoth]

The fish is about the size of your average airliner... Good luck with that one!

I wish to go back in time to when I was younger.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Enjoy kicking your way out of your first home again xD

I wish for a pun.

 

[Arc]

Unfortunately, the pun turned into a bun.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, but you wasted it making this wish.

I wish for my wish to be denied.

 

[Archenoth]

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I wish that I could know everything.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. You now know everything. He's your neighbor who lives across the street. Mister Everything Knowitall.

I wish for something crude.

 

[BeliVuk]

Granted, you get Justin Bieber.



I wish that I could argue with a black person without being called racist. :-/

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. She's also a woman so people call you sexist instead.

I wish someone to laugh at my jokes :/

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

Granted. The laughter is so loud your hearing is permanently ruined.

I wish PC user titles could be more than 32 characters long.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted, however, they now require at least one symbol, number, and lower-case letter.

I wish for firewall protection.

 

[Arc]

Granted, however due to a freak accident, it turned into a waterwall protection.

I wish for a waterfall that goes upwards.

 

[Snow Phoenix]

Granted. Stand on your head and viola.

I wish for a complete lack of earth physics.

 

[UnderMybrella]

granted. However, due to some weird muck up in the physics of the universe, the moon now inherits earths physics and pulls us onto it.
I wish to be what i am

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. And then stuff happens.

I wish I corrupted that wish better.

 

[UnderMybrella]

granted. But you forgot what the wish was.
I wish there really was a land of cookies!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but then Sesame Street's Cookie Monster eats it all.

I wish that Black & White had Gen I-IV Pokemon before the endgame.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. All of the Pokemon that are catchable before the endgame are replaced with Magikarp, Hoppip, and Tailow, all of which are holding everstones. And Zekrom/Reshiram is replaced with Bidoof.

I wish for a Seaking.

 

[Arc]

Granted. You got yourself a King and a Sea now.

I wish for corrupted wish.

 

[The Grubby Pup]

Granted. I bring you Gene-E from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. He'll make you invisible, just like you didn't want. LOL

I wish I had da base speed of a Torkoal.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but suddenly you cost Speed in favor of Defense.

I wished that Bradley Manning was treated fairly (I feel sorry for this young soldier).