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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Granted. You can now shift geometric shapes into a different geometric shape.

I wish the word banana was forever replaced with blanaba.
 
Granted. You're now a...chicken! A wonderful flightless bird!

I wish for a hot girl and tons of money!
 
Granted, but she's really stupid, steals your money to buy things for herself, and later you find out she's actually a dude.

I wish Skyla was my waifu.
 
Granted, but the money appears to be stolen, and your girl dies of paper cuts!

I wish MW3 was much better than it is now...
 
Granted, but you're still unsatisfied with the modifications made.

I wish for a real life Ho-Oh to fly me wherever I want.
 
Granted, but it doesn't obey you and eventually tries to eat you.

I wish for no more traffic jam.
 
Granted. It lasts for 1 second. Then I start arguing with my sister about how old I am and we start Universe war 1.

I wish for Abimon, a new beginning.
 
Granted but the Lillipup pees on everything in utter fear of seeing a person wear its brethren's skin.

I wish to fight Big Bird.
 
Granted, however Big Bird chooses not to fight you and flies away.

I wish Lily my Lillipup had a ball of wool to play with in Abimon, a new beginning.
 
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