Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Charizard632]

Granted. It is now illegal to manufacture right handed products, and all right handed products must be destroyed.

I wish I met Flandre Scarlet in person.

 

[TheFallenUmbreon]

Granted, but you find yourself with nothing to do
I wish was a ghost

 

[Charizard632]

Granted, but you are warped at a blazing hot desert in the day.

I wish my laptop crashed.

 

[Gliese]

Granted, but it crashes while you're in the middle of something extremely important.

I wish I didn't live in Texas.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, you now live in New York.

I wish that certain Pokemon stopped spamming status effects on me.

 

[mineox100]

Granted, now the Pokemon that doesn't do, starts doing it!

I wish this wish will be corrupted. *evil laugh*

 

[Gliese]

Granted, but they're leaking battery acid.

I wish they didn't make Lavender Town's music friendly in Gen II and IV.

 

[Charizard632]

Granted. Cute anime girls now sing in part of the creepy chorus.

I wish Rayquaza was Red, Groudon was Orange, and Kyogre was Green.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but they're the shiny forms.

I wish that I can become invisible.

 

[Unknown#]

Granted. However, in the process you loose all of your other senses and all of your emotions. Have fun! :)

I wish that the region in Generation 6 is based off of Canada

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but nobody likes the region.

I wish that I have super strength.

 

[Reddo]

Granted, but everyone else also will have super strength.

I wish that I don't fear anything.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but suddenly there's a mass murderer lurking around your house.

I wish that my feet didn't ache.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, now you have a migraine.

I wish that I didn't facepalm whenever I check my Twitter status. (You know why...)

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, you now bonk your head when you see it.

I WI2H 3V3RYBODV L1K32 HOME2TUCK.

 

[Reddo]

Denied. What's up with Homestuck? And what's up with your spelling? XD

I wish I had a carnivorous plant.

 

[Lt. Col. Fantastic]

Granted, but its team rockets victreebel, and its stomach acids do way more damage to you than Jessie or James. You are now covered in sulfiric acid.

I wish I was brutally murdered (corrupt THAT!)

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. Also, have fun in hell!

I wish that people don't make stupid wishes.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and now you find a nice place in the park where you decide to live and refuse to leave.

I wish that Anonymous got funnier...

 

[Lt. Col. Fantastic]

Granted. But now "Anonymous sucks" jokes aren't funny, because people actually like them.

I wish to recover hp in two turns.