Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but it requires a special item.

I wish that my Florida vacation starts NOW!

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and then you realize that you are wanted in Japan for leaking the B2/W2 spoilers BEFORE the games were released. They are now seeking your extradition.

I wish that "HikariDerp" won't be the only theme I was known for.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. Now the theme that everyone knows is your current one.

I wish that I could live somewhere else, it's getting boring where I live.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, YOU NOW LIVE IN JAPAN. *Kawaii*

I wish that all Oshawottz kicked Mudkipz off the memetic status of "I herd u liek"...

 

[Lt. Col. Fantastic]

Granted. I heard u adorez teh mudkippez is now a meme.

I wish that England didn't lose to Italy yesterday

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

Granted but they lose to Thailand anyways.

I wish for /b/ to be cured of its cancer.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but it now suffers from migraines.

I wish that my old mouse started working again becuase the left button wore off from the clicking...

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, your new mouse totally FAILS.

I wish that Akuroma got more love cos he is sooooooooo cool.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but there is a fight between the fans over who's cooler, Akuroma or Mei.

I wish that my room didn't smell.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but the bad smell causes a side-effect, growing hair like Akuroma's.

I wish that HikariRage becomes more popular than HikariDerp.

 

[WillPowerPedro]

Granted but id Software sues you. And you lose. And die. And go down under.

I wish I met Matt Moldover.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, you were so excited to meet him and then it turns out it was a lookalike.

I wish that YouTube didn't block videos in certain countries...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, but many are now private, and a few's accounts were terminated.

I wish that I stop being angry...

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted you are now raging as much as Hikari.

I wish that I didn't have to hide pics of You-Know-Who behind so many spoilers...

 

[WillPowerPedro]

You wish is granted, but the pics slow computers and you get banned in the face.

I wish I was DJ Shiftee.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted and now Vinyl Scratch wants to compete with you.

I wish that the answer to the Bianca/Cheren glasses mystery was revealed...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. She stole them. That's why Cheren looks unhappy.

I wish that it is tommorow.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted... you wake up in the future.

I wish that my underrated themes got more recognition...

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted. But now those that are overrated are now underrated.

I wish that I knew Homestuck.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted, and now everyone wants a Homestuck anime.

I wish that so many people stopped asking for impossible GTS trades...