Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Hikamaru]

Granted but it doesn't work, and you go into rageface.

I wish that more people understood my personality.

 

[halcyonic]

Granted but the paparazzi's getting larger & larger every day.

I wish I was a brilliant solo hacker.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted but your thread never gets approved
i wish for MONEY

 

[Altomare]

Sure. Here's your play money. Enjoy!

I wish my teacher will be absent tommorow.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

granted and the principle is in charge of your class
wish for no brother

 

[Altomare]

now you have a sister.

I wish I had J.K. Rowling's autograph.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

^ already have one
done but you have to watch all the harry potter movies in a row without moving or falling asleep wish a emerald remake came out soon

 

[roosterman]

granted but i bought the last one :P

i wish the law didn't allow cops to arrest people and keep them in jail without any evidence of a crime

 

[The Works]

Granted, but instead of keeping them in jail, they execute them instead.

I wish for a ban on homework.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted but tests are on the rise.

I wish my birthday would never end!

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you gain another 1000 pounds from all the cake you ate.

I wish my Eevee would've evolved into Espeon at level 6 instead of 15.

 

[TY]

Granted, but it becomes illegal and must be removed

I wish for a F2000

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Granted but then you come to the conclusion that it's actually fake.

I wish I knew the story behind the Mew not being part of the original 151 Pokemon. There are 151 original Pokemon and it ends with Mewtwo.

 

[Rodriguezjames55]

Mew was a little-known secret when Pokémon Red and Green were first released in Japan. Even Nintendo was not initially aware that Shigeki Morimoto had programmed it into the game. now you know you die
wish for i had more time to get to class in the biggest school in NY and i have to get to the bottom floor to the top floor and other side of the building

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, your schedule is now rearranged.

I wish for lots of cake

 

[ShinyUmbreon189]

Didn't I already give you cake? Well Ill say it again. Granted but then you gain another 1000 pounds

I wish I could get Celebi in SS.

 

[The Works]

Granted, but Gamefreak hacks it to be level 101, and thus refuses to follow your commands and crashes and resets your Soulsilver.

I wish for Swedish apple pie.

 

[roosterman]

granted but you smuggled it from Sweden and now you're an outlaw

i wish for a pikachu costume

 

[pokemonpal7]

Granted, but it will only fit a 2 year old.

I wish I had an invisible door.

 

[Hikamaru]

Granted but you bump into it.

I wish that I could use my Miltank signature without getting so much negative responses to it.