Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[Reddo]

Granted, but you lost your wish.

I wish for a good night of sleep.

 

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted! But it only lasts a minute.


I wish I had a Nintendo 3DS...

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but because you feel so awesome, your heart explodes and you die a horrid death.

I wish I could go into the song Kagerou Days and turn into the girl whenever I wanted, and then leave so I wouldn't have to get hit by trucks with Jin's name on them or skewered by pipes every August 14. I could just mess around with death.

 

[roosterman]

erm... granted but... uummmmmmm... sorry, i have no idea what that meant so i guess you blew up...

aaanyway, i wish to have a double jump in real life

 

[Blaze42]

Denied, because physics don't work that way.

I wish physics worked that way.

 

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted... Now you're floating into outer space.


I wish games weren't so expensive...

 

[Blaze42]

Granted, but it made them more expensive.

I wish I had a better wish to make.

 

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted! You wasted your wish though :P


I wish Tigers weren't an endangered species...

 

[Arcturus.]

Granted but due to overpopulation, humans become an endangered species.

I wish all my wildest dreams would come true.

 

[roosterman]

granted, you blew your mind in a literal way.

i wish for an ipod

 

[PiemanFiddy]

Granted! It's broken though...


I wish My Little Pony didn't exist.

 

[Icy Burn]

Granted, but instead of My Little Pony, the proucers of it make "My Little OMG WE KILL PIEMANFIDDY FOR WANTING MLP GONE".

I wish I had a multi colour unicorn that can teleport.

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Denied, unicorns aren't even that great.

I wish that my wishes were never corrupted, and that you will not corrupt this wish.

 

[Icy Burn]

Too bad, Opposite Day for you, making your wish stupid and you dead.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but that kills everyone on the planet.

You asked for world peace!

I wish I could make myself invisible. (this is gonna end bad, I saw an episode of the x-files about it...)

 

[CourageHound]

XP Granted but you can never become visible and soon reality becomes oblivious to your existance

I wish I had a super smart/fun talking dog

 

[Gerokunz]

Granted but you lose all your furnitures at your house. :p

I wish today have no homework. xD

 

[CourageHound]

Granted but all your teachers use it as an excuse to give you double homework plus a project tomorow

I wish i had a photographic memory

 

[Dying Light]

Wish granted, however, you shortly thereafter see something so horrifying that it permanently scarred your memory.

I wish I owned a haunted horse...

 

[Meowing Mewtwo]

Granted, but you are you are soon exploded by a pyro ghost.

I wish that I was less morbid...