~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Miah]

Granted, but your pair is someone you really despise!

I wish reality wasn't real

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but reality is only not real in a different universe from ours.

I wish I had friends

 

[TY]

Granted, but they all like things you do not like!

I wish I had some pizza rn

 

[PageEmp]

Granted but it's expired.

I wish every video game only costed 1$.

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but any and all video games no longer exist (nooooooo).

I wish I was able to make a wish.

 

[TY]

Granted, but this wish will be corrupted regardless

I wish my food was gone

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but you starve, and well… I'll let Dark Souls do the talking.

I wish to have a level 100 Shiny Bidoof irl, and have it not kill anyone.

 

[ElBurrito]

Granted, but it dies after a few seconds of existing.

I wish I could visit Australia

 

[TY]

granted, but its during intense heat... have fun!

I wish school was not exhausting

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but school becomes 24 hours long.

I wish every disease, disorder, etc. was cured.

 

[Miah]

Granted, but peace isn't a thing. :o

I wish I could do an inktober :<

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted! but you wont get any paper piece to work on :p
I wish I could fly

 

[TY]

Granted, but you cannot touch the sky

I wish my dog stopped barking

 

[VoltYellow]

Granted, but you cannot touch the sky

I wish my dog stopped barking

R.I.P. My Wish
Granted but Your dog will be mine from now :p

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but you have to post a wish before.

I wish I could make a wish.

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but the wish is still corrupted.

I wish I could bump this thread.

 

[TY]

granted, but it will have no effect, just like Splash!

I wish I could take off to FUTURELAND

 

[Miah]

Granted, but you have to take the person you least like with you :joy:

I wish I wasn't so lazy :v

 

[VoltYellow]

granted, You would be lazier from now :p
I wish i could meet my online friends in real life

 

[Thomas the Shinyhunter]

Granted, but they turn out to be criminals (of jaywalking), and all of you get arrested.

I wish I was permanently drownproof.