~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[HyperMorian]

Granted, but your salary is now reduced by 75% from what you could've gotten from 2 weeks payment.

I wish my hands don't go lazy on me and try to make things.

 

[SirDolan]

Granted, but the things you usually make are of poor quality.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but after the first box, you feel sick to your stomach

I wish I could wake up without feeling tired every morning

 

[KNS27]

Granted, But you can't sleep again.Thus you dying because of that.

I wish I can have infinite Wish.

 

[Sparkin]

Granted, but your wishes will be the same.

I wish I could travel through time

 

[metroid711]

Granted but you get trapped in a future where everything is awful.

I wish to be able to have my own dimension where i can control everything.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but you become the world's most wanted criminal and get caught.

I wish that I had more room for my collection.

 

[metroid711]

Granted but everytime you leave the room all the objects in the collection get unorganized and you must reorganize them every time you go back in the room.

I wish to be able to manually make my dreams a reality and to control my dreams.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but the only dreams you can make into reality are the ones that are nightmares!

I wish that Pokémon were real so that I could have fun with them!

 

[metroid711]

Granted, but they bring along Pokerus which is deadly to humans.

I wish to be able to manipulate matter

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now the power gets you stuck in your own trap that cannot be undone.

I wish I could stay up all night and not feel tired early the next day

 

[KNS27]

Granted, But now you can't Walk, Eat, and Breathing

I wish I have Unlimited Connection.

 

[Miah]

Connection with what? The internet? Well, granted, but you have to pay a lot of money every week!

I wish I could get smarter.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but the moment you learn something, you forget it after one minute.

I wish I could still get paid on my days off from work.

 

[Miah]

Totally me lmao.

Granted, but you don't get paid when you're not on a day off.

I wish having mood swings during your period wasn't a thing.

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now your emotions will always lean towards anger

I wish that a hurricane wasn't on my doorstep...

 

[Miah]

Granted, then it's already in your house.

I wish school wasn't so tough

 

[-Nonsense-]

Granted, but you end up staying there more hours.

I wish for something deliciuos to eat.

 

[DeusPro]

Wish granted, but turns out deliciuos food isn't as good as delicious food.

I wish my parents will allow me to get my driver's permit soon.

 

[KNS27]

Granted, in next day.You have incident and you die

I wish I have Gaming Laptop.