~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[Tsutarja]

granted, but now you are in charge of writing it and the final product is due in less than a week!

i wish for at least one more cold blast before spring comes....

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

I wish to be the most renowned Pokémon of the Psychic types, as well as of the Fairy types Pokémon!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you left Tsutarja in the cold so your reign in that position only lasts a second. Hope you enjoyed it =D

I wish for a cannon that shoots ice!

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but the cannon can only shoot ice pellets -- nothing bigger than that. 😉

I wish for more cat videos doing silly things~

 

[Lavender]

Granted, but they all have really long annoying intros!

I wish for A monocle!

 

[faf]

Granted, however putting it on has one eye blurry as it doesn't match your prescription.

I wish for chicken wings.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You get chicken wings. Come on, try and flap them!

I wish to win the upcoming Pokémon singing contest!

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but now you must deal with always being in the spotlight from this point on, with no more time to live an ordinary life and have some quiet time.

i wish to be able to perfectly sleep on my back. having to sleep on my sides sucks.

 

[Lavender]

Granted but you can't sit now!

I wish for unlimited pokemon card booster packs!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they all contain the same exact cards! I hope you like Glaceon

I wish for a fancy suit.

 

[Tsutarja]

granted, but since you didn't specify what kind of suit, it's a mascot suit and not a fancy suit

i wish for more space to store my figurines

 

[Lavender]

Granted! but now you have no space for essential stuff!

I wish to become a moderator for the art studio!

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted, but one does not simply walk into Moderator!
You will have to journey far away, on your paws, and drop some trinket in the heart of Mount Chimney first!

I wish to join the famous "Go, Go, Gothitelle" sport team!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but all you get to do is test wear their dresses for them and they never let you play in a match.

Spoiler:

I wish for a secret lair.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but there is a giant neon Glaceon sign at entrance to your 'secret' lair!

i wish to buy my own house.

 

[Lavender]

Granted! but you have no money left!

I wish for the power to communicate telepathically

 

[CoolKid575]

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak!

I wish to be able to speak another language.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted. You can know speak Martian! Ak ak ak ak Akak ak ak!

I wish to be the number one celebrity of all regions!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you overwork yourself and decide to retire after just a week

I wish for a Remote Control Glaceon!

 

[Phanshaw345]

Granted, but the Glaceon doesn't respond to the remote correctly!

I wish for $1,000,000!