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Granted, but you can't leave!
I wish for more video games.
I wish for more video games.
Wish granted! Unfortunately, it takes you years and years and thousands of retakes to finally get it, and when you're done, you're insane beyond hope.Granted, but they burn anything they cook!
I wish for the highest score possible on my Calculus final!
Wish granted! Unfortunately, they're all swear words that are now the worst swear words ever.Granted! There are 50 games in the Super Mario series, including mainline, side games, remakes, ports, and compilations!
You are now smarter than you were before reading this. Have fun with your UNBEATABLE BRAINS!
I wish there were words that perfectly rhymed with orange, silver, and discombobulate!
Wish granted! However, you are now doomed to always have to face off against Charizard, Groudon, and Fire-type Arceus (who constantly spams judgement).Granted, but you switch bodies!
I wish to be a shedinja!
I wish that Leafeon (my favorite pokemon) got a better movepool.Granted! but it's in japanese with no subtitles!
I wish for a whole spin-off anime about vaporeon!
Wish granted! However, you don't have any secrets to write in it.Granted, it gets a new empty pool to try out it's moves in. Have Vaporeon fill it up during summer for a nice swim =D
I wish for a secret diary.
I wish to be good at PokeMMOWish granted! However, you don't have any secrets to write in it.
Wish granted! You have no control over it and end up killing everyone on the planet.Granted but the game is now discontinued!
i wish i had telepathy.