~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Granted, but you can't leave!

I wish for more video games.
 
Granted, but they burn anything they cook!


I wish for the highest score possible on my Calculus final!
Wish granted! Unfortunately, it takes you years and years and thousands of retakes to finally get it, and when you're done, you're insane beyond hope.

I wish I wasn't so broke.
 
Granted! There are 50 games in the Super Mario series, including mainline, side games, remakes, ports, and compilations!
You are now smarter than you were before reading this. Have fun with your UNBEATABLE BRAINS!


I wish there were words that perfectly rhymed with orange, silver, and discombobulate!
 
Granted! There are 50 games in the Super Mario series, including mainline, side games, remakes, ports, and compilations!
You are now smarter than you were before reading this. Have fun with your UNBEATABLE BRAINS!


I wish there were words that perfectly rhymed with orange, silver, and discombobulate!
Wish granted! Unfortunately, they're all swear words that are now the worst swear words ever.

I wish that I didn't get distracted so easily- oh look, a squirrel!
 
Granted, but you switch bodies!

I wish to be a shedinja!
Wish granted! However, you are now doomed to always have to face off against Charizard, Groudon, and Fire-type Arceus (who constantly spams judgement).

I wish that ALL the pokemon were in Pokemon Scarlet.
 
Granted but there would be not enough room for humans in the game so you would play as a Pokémon! Try and throw Pokéballs as a Voltorb!

I wish for an episode in which Ash, his Pikachu and his Charizard have to escape an underground, lava filled cave full of hostile Houndoom!
 
Wish granted! Unfortunately, it's so horrendous you can't bring yourself to watch it.
Granted! but it's in japanese with no subtitles!

I wish for a whole spin-off anime about vaporeon!
I wish that Leafeon (my favorite pokemon) got a better movepool.
 
Granted, it gets a new empty pool to try out it's moves in. Have Vaporeon fill it up during summer for a nice swim =D

I wish for a secret diary.
Wish granted! However, you don't have any secrets to write in it.
 
Granted but the game is now discontinued!

i wish i had telepathy.
Wish granted! You have no control over it and end up killing everyone on the planet.

I wish that I wasn't so stressed about things.
 
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