~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you become exhausted after only an hour of activity.

I wish for more money.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you get it in a currency that's no longer used and thus worthless =\

I wish for a 3D printer.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but the plastic required costs 1000's of dollars!

I wish to see the future!

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted, but now you worry about them! :p

I wish for an upgrade!

Wish granted! The upgrade, however, barely works correctly, and you are worse than when you started, and down a bunch of money.

I wish to be fluent in Japanese and French.

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted, but now you worry about them! :p

I wish for an upgrade!

Wish granted! However, the upgrade costs way too much for what it did, and now you're broke and ripped off.

I wish that I was fluent in French and Japanese.

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted, but the plastic required costs 1000's of dollars!

I wish to see the future!

Wish granted! You see twenty seconds into the future.

I wish I was fluent in more languages.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but nobody speaks those languages anymore

I wish for new pair of glasses.

Wish granted! You see twenty seconds into the future.

I wish I was fluent in more languages.

There's an edit button in the bottom left of any posts you make

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted, but nobody speaks those languages anymore

I wish for new pair of glasses.



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Thanks!

Wish granted! Your glasses are the wrong type.

I wish that I wasn't so stressed about the end of school.

 

[Explorer of Time]

Wish Granted! Your school already ended from a meteor impact while you were asleep last night.

I wish all the Pokemon games were officially ported to PC.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but the games are poorly optimized!

i wish i could find a new game to play.

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted but the games are poorly optimized!

i wish i could find a new game to play.

WIsh granted! However, they're all so terrible you decide you're better off playing the games you've always been playing.

I wish for an official mega Leafeon in Pokemon Legends Z-A

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted! it turns into vaporeon!

I wish for a pair of gold sunglasses!

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted! it turns into vaporeon!

I wish for a pair of gold sunglasses!

Wish granted! It's 1 karat gold.

I wish to be able to concentrate without being distracted.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted.. you now concentrate on your task so intensely that you completely forgot to eat drink or sleep!

I wish to be insane in the membrane.

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted.. you now concentrate on your task so intensely that you completely forgot to eat drink or sleep!

I wish to be insane in the membrane.

Wish granted! You're admitted to an insane asylum.

I wish to be better at spriting.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you become worse at drawing!

I wish to be able to move faster.

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted, but you become worse at drawing!

I wish to be able to move faster.

Wish granted! However, it barely affects you.

I wish that my poetry was of higher quality.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but it's in italian!

I wish for A handheld fan

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, a vaporeon fan has come to hold your paw hand... forever!

I wish for good luck =3

 

[TheHalfAngel]

Granted, a vaporeon fan has come to hold your paw hand... forever!

I wish for good luck =3

Wish granted! Your luck is so good, you can't die, leaving you to an eternity of a tortorous life wherein you cannot die or be injured in any way.

I wish my english teacher would fix my grade.