~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[ReKoil]

Granted, today disappeared from your week and you get shoved straight into tomorrow.

I wish for an ice sculpture =3

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you only get it in summer so it quickly melts!

I wish to learn a new language.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted you learned Klingon!

i wish i could do basketball.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

Granted but you can only do it on land!

I wish i could make my own wifi!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can only access websites you made.

I wish for a Tapu Lele plush.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i stick tap and leek together and give you Tapu Leekle!

i wish bed would tell me bedtime story.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

granted! But it no longer wants you to sleep on it!

I wish to move to australia!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you move in it's direction 1 step every year! =D

I wish for a slice of cake.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted you get slice of mud cake with real mud!

i wish i had heat vision.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

granted, but you can only use it in the heat!

I wish for work to go fast today!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you do your work so fast that your boss gives you extra work to do! =D

I wish to hatch a sheep from an egg.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but every egg you touch turns in to sheep!

i wish i was more organized.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but your organization system is so arcane you still can't find anything!

I wish I knew the answer for every question.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can no longer answer any questions in any way!

I wish for an outdoor swimming pool.

 

[📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺]

granted, but it has a ton of holes in it!

I wish for a top hat!

 

[Zero Seven]

Granted! But the top hat is alive, and now it constantly lectures you on proper etiquette while judging your fashion choices! o(〒﹏〒)o

I wish I could talk to animals. o_O (what could go wrong? -___-)

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get to know all the gossip about what the humans they encounter are doing... constantly... like did you know that your neighbor..

I wish for a new dad joke book.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted you get book with pics of dads laughing at dad jokes!

i wish for new DS battery.

 

[Megan]

Granted, but it's a subscribtion service of about $59.99 every month!

I wish I had a watch that can control time.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, it can stop and rewind itself whenever it doesn't feel like cooperating!

I wish for a group hug =3