~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you have less time tomorrow!

I wish for a Switch OLED.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's color scheme is off for it's screen so you get a purplish hue over everything!

I wish for a fun day! =D

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i hire clown to follow you and honk horn whole day!

i wish i could shoo flies out of my house.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted but they call their mosquito friends!

I wish to enter the cyber world!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you get used by humans as an ai tool to generate images and texts.

I wish for a better camera in Super Mario 64.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted Lakitu controls your IRL camera instead!

i wish for my own swimming pool.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, but you have to pay for it!

I wish for a briefcase!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it's empty and yet extremely heavy.

I wish for a secret hideout.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i make secret hideout and put giant flag outside that says 'REKOIL's SUPER SECRET HIDEOUT!!!!!'

i wish to see aliens.

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but the aliens are hostile towards you!

I wish for my phone to be fully charged.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

granted! it's now at 500% but it's as hot as an iron!

I wish to go to a miku concert!

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you have to work security and there's so many rows at the concert that you can't appreciate the music!

I wish for less rain.

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted i tell clouds to spit more lighting instead!

i wish for a hammock.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you get a ham you can go mock =D

I wish for a party hat =3

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted but theres no band so it falls right off!

I wish for all the pokemon sitting cuties!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

Granted but they attack you when you not sitting!

i wish for a back scratcher.

 

[Starlight]

Granted! Your bed is now always a bed of nails wherever you go... itching cured!

I wish for time

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

Granted, you no longer have space!

I wish for my objects to come to life and be my friends!

 

[PoryKid575]

Granted, but you can't get any more objects after!

I wish for a 3-day weekend.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, a workweek now lasts 10 days with 3 day weekends.

I wish for the mirror mirror on the wall that sees it all.